Clank: Teen Titans GOOOOOOO!!!!
Clink: To be honest I preferred the Hive Five.
Clank: And they were the evil people! THE HIVE FIVE WAS EVIL!
Clink: Speaking of Teen Titans I got an idea for a story. Also I do not own Phoenix Wright or Teen Titans but this story is miiiine! Hooray for teen titans!
Phoenix sighed as he flicked on the TV in his dorm room. College at Ivy University had been getting very stressful work, work, projects, and more work just piled on top of him. He had been working all day and night just to get his work done and he was getting so worked up he decided to turn on the TV.
On the screen was a news flash of a strange comet hitting earth around 7:00 am of last night.
"The comet was confirmed to have crashed at 6:58 Am last night by a local resident and the police are investigating. We will update the news as more information is sent to the station" the news caster finished his statement before the commercials went off.
"They think anything is news worthy I mean what would they find rocks, gems, minerals?" Phoenix was uninterested in the news comets only fascinated him if they had to do with extra terrestrial life. But you never saw anything like that before on the news.
After a few minutes the news came back on looking like it was much more important. "We have been told that this comet looks like some sort of spaceship!" the news man was excited and soon a picture of a disk with surrounding lights and a strange arrow like stripe on the top.
Phoenix's jaw dropped. His mind went in circles over what happened. "A…A…A SPACE SHIP!" Phoenix shouted and flung his arms in the air. Although he had no idea as to why, maybe he was just caught up in the moment. The news continued on, "Some locals say that they saw a strange figure heading away from the ship later that day. Although possibly unreliable it's the only lead people have as to what happened"
Phoenix smiled. "Ha the day just get's better and better" he felt glad that for once people believe in other life. Or at least until the government comes up with some weird explanation.
He then heard a knock on the door. He expected it was his roommate Joseph Walden. He went to answer the door when he opened it their was a cute, dark haired girl at his doorstep probably another college student. Her eyes were closed and she was barley standing, her arms were in some kind of steel cuff.
The girl muttered some words with her eyes still closed and slowly walked into Phoenix's room. "Um…can I help you?" Phoenix still wondering who the mysterious girl was.
"Muuy fern Phoenix…" the girl was able to talk a little but then collapsed on the floor.
"Oh my goodness are you ok!?" Phoenix rushed over at the girl and turned her on her face her cute faced shined in his eyes again she seemed to be unconscious or asleep.
Phoenix quickly carried the girl to his bed and laid her there. "Wow it's not everyday a cute girl faints in your dorm, this day just keeps getting better!"
Phoenix heard the door open followed the by jingling of keys. "Hey Phoenix I got us some pizza!"
"A-a-ah hey Joseph e-eh stay their!" Phoenix didn't want Joseph to discover the sleeping girl.
Joseph was an addict and would do it whenever he had the chance to. He used his masculine charms to lure girls in and he lost his virginity at his first day as a freshman. Most girls fell for him because of his slick black jacket and blue t-shirt, others say it's because of his caramel brown hair, others just say it's because he's good at giving girls what they want. Whether it was with a girl who was awake or unconscious he would try to do them.
"What you planning some surprise for me or something?" Joseph laughed at his roommates bad lying.
Phoenix came out of his room in a cold sweat. "Ah no I just needed to clean the room that's all, I don't like anything dirty"
Joseph laughed even harder now. "Dude I can tell you always clean the bathroom toilet everyday. Let me just put this pizza in the room."
Phoenix blocked the door. "I think you should put it somewhere else."
Joseph was getting annoyed. "C'mon Phoenix move out the way one pizza won't make a difference.
"Please don't I spent all day cleaning this place up!" Phoenix still blocked the door arms up.
Joseph shook his head. "Just move Phoenix or I'll make you!" Anger was building in his voice.
Phoenix flinched at the sudden change of mood but stood his ground. "Nope, no pizza's will enter!" He closed his eyes expecting Joseph to throw him out the way.
Joseph tugged at his white t-shirt and moved him out the way making sure not to startle him. He opened the door and the first thing his eyes darted at was the girl resting on his bed.
Joseph grinned. "Well, what do we have here my birthday present early?" Joseph examined the sleeping girl. "Cute where did you find her?" Joseph asked looking back at Phoenix.
Phoenix stuttered. "She was at the doorstep a few minutes ago and just fainted in front of my eyes.
Joseph grinned. "Is that the reason why she's wearing these strange hand cuffs? If I'm right you draw cuffs like these all the time in art classes right?" He sat at the beside of the girl. "So you're going to do her right?"
Phoenix spat. "What!? I'm not like you Joseph I won't just do a girl if she's unconscious that's like…rape"
"It's not rape if she likes it that's why I never get caught" Joseph gleamed feeling proud of himself. "Still she's cute"
Phoenix nodded. "Yeah she is…she kind of seems familiar to me for some reason" Phoenix scratched his head.
"Ha you can't remember anything from when you were 8 years old how would remember this dame?"
Phoenix sighed. "I don't know she's just so…familiar it eels as if I know her from somewhere. I just can't remember"
"Well I don't blame you, you're adopted so it only makes sense.
"Yeah but even still I couldn't remember anything from before but she…it's like I've meet her before.
Joseph yawned. "I can't remember half of the girls I do so I don't worry about it"
Suddenly the girl lifts herself out the bed slowly rubbing her eyes and muttering a few words to herself.
"Hehe she's awake cute to see her with her eyes open" Joseph gave a devilish grin.
The girl then turned her head at Phoenix and Joseph when her eyes laid upon Phoenix she gasped.
"P-P-P-Phoenix kust ze!?" the girl lunged from the bed to nuzzle against Phoenix.
Phoenix blushed like a cherry at the contact. "Eh…hello?" Phoenix stumbled to understand what the girl said.
"Maybe she's foreign?" Joseph suggested.
The girl looked up curiously at Phoenix. "Phoenix ze kaska rebha Tealsken?"
Phoenix stood their…he felt as if he could understand a little but he couldn't comprehend. But one sentence did slip out of his mouth. "Ku…ku rebha English…zen dosh ze?"
The girl gasped. "Ze…ze...ze remehaz ko?...Phoenix…English…" the girl began to look deeply into his eyes. She pulled him into her closing the gap between their lips.
Phoenix was shocked by what the girl had did. He didn't even know the girl and she began to kiss him. He could even feel her tongue wrapping around his.
"Holy shit! Phoenix you never told me you had a foreign girlfriend!" Joseph felt as if Phoenix took his first step into man hood.
After a few seconds the girl released her grip on Phoenix and moved her lips away from her.
Phoenix was still in shock to say anything but mumble a few words. "Ah…ah…it's nice…to meet you too…"
The girl then began to speak. "Are…Are you Phoenix? Phoenix Wright?"
"So you speakede English now?" Joseph asked.
The girl nodded. "I…I speak En...English" she seemed to be stuttering on a few words.
Phoenix answered the girl's question. "Yes I'm Phoenix…so who are you?"
The girl looked sad and looked down. "So…you…you don't remember me Phoenix?" She began to tear up.
"See Phoenix this is why you always wear a condom! I've never done a girl without one! Now look you've gotten a girl pregnant!" Joseph looked angry for a second but then smiled. "You went all the way man!"
Phoenix quickly defended himself. "No! I don't know the girl!"
"But you said she was familiar to you!"
The girl then chimed up. "I'm...fa…familiar to you?"
Phoenix nodded. "Yeah I can't quite remember clearly but…you remind me of someone…"
The girl quickly smiled. "Thank yu…you" the girl snuggly leaned against Phoenix.
"He we didn't get your name cutie" Joseph charmed.
The girl bit her finger. "Umm…on your plane my name would be…Ir…Iris"
"On this planet?" Phoenix asked.
Iris turned her body around. "I…I wish not to talk about it now… Phoenix… do you have a key for these?" Iris held up her cuffs she was still restrained from them.
"A key?" Phoenix had always drawn cuffs like that before but he never drew a key for it. Then he remembered a small clay key he once made when he was 10.
"Hold on a second I'll be back in a minute" Phoenix left the room.
Joseph raised an eyebrow and devilishly grinned. "You know theirs a lot we could do in one minute" Iris failed to understand what Joseph was suggesting.
"Here let me show you…"
To phoenix everything was too quiet as he searched for his key which was found in an old box he kept as a child. When he returned to the room their was a terrible sight…
Meanwhile…
In an underground location deep beneath the Andes mountains a group of dedicated scientist, secret agents, and the top space technology way farther than NASA.
A man named Allen Dredge was busy looking over files of an old ten year incident. He was then interrupted by a scientist entering his chambers.
"Mr Dredge this space craft it's the same design as the one that fell ten years ago. We believe that this "alien" might be similar to the one we found ten years ago!" the scientist had joy in his heart.
"Hmm…ten years ago huh? We've still got info on case WA-8 correct?" Alen asked.
"Yes and it's being under heavy review as we speak!"
"Good…maybe now's a good time to visit the shelter it brings back good memories especially about him"
Clank: Whoowhee that took some time to write. I hope you guys are enjoying this so far!
Clink: If Joseph tricks her into sex I will murder him with my own two hands!