7/07/06 Author Note: I cringe as I re read this in all it's rubbishness but I thought I might as well leave it up. I might try and change it some time but to be honest I am to embaressed by it to bother.

Dearest Wonderfullest Julian,

It is I! Your most loyal and beautifullest fan. I bet you were wondering who remade you? Well, it was me! I managed to charm the rest of the Shadow Men with my good looks and womanly charms so they were only more than happy to carve your name back into the runestave…though I did have to use the 'Hey look over there!' trick to escape as they are way clingy and were doing the whole 'You are mine! I will never let you leave the Shadow World ever. MOH HAH HAH HAAA!' thing. That has been done way too many times. But you are most definitely welcome to do it. HINT HINT...HINT

Well anyway, I was just writing to enquire when exactly you are going to come and take me off to the Shadow World? No rush or anything but well, it's kind of boring out here in the normal world and the flocks of adoring good looking males who follow me around can get boring at times. Sigh… the only good looking male I need is you.

Also, I am slightly worried by the whole "Whatever else I did, I love you" phrase you said to Jenny. That was just a figure of speech, right? Or at least a mistake and you actually meant, "Whatever else I did, remember I used to love you but now I don't and instead love my most loyal and beautifullest fan Cordelia"? That's what you meant to say, isn't it?

Frankly, I still can't see why you liked her. Sure she was pretty…ish but I mean what did she have personality wise? All she did was use you for your good kissing skills! AND she even pretended to care for you when it is clear that if she had ever cared for you in the slightest she wouldn't have gone off with that skanky looser Tom. She has such bad taste. First, she goes out with a weirdo like Tom AND THEN she refuses to dump him for a much hotter and cooler guy. She must have inherited the weirdo gene too…

I am glad you weren't really horrible to Jenny and her creep gang…as that would been you'd grow up to one reeeal ugly Shadow Man due to the whole 'You grow as ugly outside and you are inside' rule. And the whole self sacrifice thing obviously wipes the slate clean (By the way, why couldn't Tom have sacrificed himself for Jenny? It's not as if anyone important would have missed him). Now you can stay my gorgeous Julian forever! Not that's the only reason I like you are anything…you know I only love you because you're perfect in an obsessive, possessive, protective and threatening kind of way.

Nothing else important to report, as what else can I say. To summarise, 'All I refuse and thee I choose' Julian.

Hugs and kisses,

Cordelia

P.S I have three very annoying younger brothers. You are welcome to take any of them to the Shadow World as well. They are very aggravating.

This is all my long awaited author notes for this chapter:

Dogs die in hot cars: I would willingly fight you for Julian! I too have done Tae Kwon Do lessons and similarly only went once then gave up because I had, at the time, a boy hair cut (it was a VERY long time ago. Like 5 or 6 years) and someone asked me if I was a boy. I was so upset I never went again. Oh the shame! Thanks for saying it was funny. That was the plan! Thank you for your review. I hope you like the next chapter too!

Mental Twitch 'Sh33r's: Thank you so much for putting this story on your favourites! That is so nice of you. I hope you like Julians reply in the next chapter...though I may have to work on it to make it more 'Julian'. The story wont all be letters and I think chapter 3 will be via a different method of communication. I wont tell you what! Thank you for reading.

Incarnated-soul: How do you know if I could get Julian so easily? I am sure I could 'Woo' him with my good looks. LOL Just joking. And I am sure Julian is secretly very keen on me...even if he doesn't know it yet. Thanks for saying I am funny, but I hope you dont mean funny as in funny in the head.That would not be so complimentary.

untilhellfreezeover: This is definately not novel material. Any publisher would most likely be severely worried by my strange babbling. I would be if I was a publisher. Don't worry, I am not trying to write a novel. Just something slightly funny (if I can). Hopefully it will all have a happy ending though, in which Julian will naturally ditch Jenny and get together with me. Maybe...

Kiana Caelum: Thanks alot for reviewing! I agree with you...Jenny is clearly should not have picked Julian over Tom (to put it mildly). I am still waiting for Julian to come and sweep me off my feet. I hope he hurries up soon. Seeing as I am finally 16 I can actually get married (with parents permission). YAY!

Mizamour: I'm glad you liked my story and I hope the rest of it lives up to your expectations. Thank you for taking the time to read my humble story. Do you like the second chapter as much as this one? I hope so! Are you a big Julian fan too? I love him to bits!

Strezoka: What a great review you gave me! You are so lovely. I'm so glad it brought you a bit of happiness and put you in a good mood. I hope the rest of the chapters are as good as you think the first one was! I'll try to make them as funny as possible. Thank you for reviewing as your review really made my day. Thanks again!

Mousewolf: Thank you so much for your inspirational review! What a brilliant idea. You are truly great. I hope the reply is realistic as I tried to make it as Julian as possible. Thank you soo much for the idea!