"So you managed to get 20 human souls for Asriel?!" exclaimed Toriel as Frisk was sitting next to Flowey as they (just frisk) doodled in the kitchen doodling an adorable drawing. Frisk nodded as Papyrus was cooking spaghetti in the Kitchen, Toriel reading the newspaper, and Sans sleeping on the couch they put in the kitchen.
"SANS WE NEED TO MOVE THE COUCH TO THE LIVING ROOM," said Papyrus.
"nah bro. too lazy."
"So, how exactly did you get 20 human souls for the Flower?" asked Toriel. Sans woke up instantly as he heard this.
Frisk was about to write how they got them when a knock at the door came. "I got it," went Toriel as she walked to the door. Sans followed her just in case something happened. When they opened the door, Sans' instantly attacked the child behind the door. "S-SANS! WHAT ARE YOU-"
"get back!" Sans shoved Toriel out of the way as a knife flew past. Frisk quickly stopped the two.
"Ah, Frisk," went the Child. "Here's the 20 souls you asked for."
Frisk smiled as they took the souls and rushed quickly to Flowey. Sans glared at the child for a second as the child glared back.
"you just have to follow me everywhere, don't you?" asked Sans.
"Hey, it makes it hard for both of us when you hang around Frisk," said the Child.
"so now that you've given them the thirty souls, stay out of his life, and mine also," went Sans.
"Why? You're just making a fake story that never happened," went the Child. "I can just punch you right now and you'd fade away."
"but i will always dodge your attacks, you remember that," went Sans.
"I'll just get you to fall asleep."
"coffee."
"The entire dictionary read for your bedtime story."
"i can torture you with human shows."
"Like what?" asked Chara.
"teen titans go."
Chara gasped. "N-No! I'll stay out of your life! Just keep that show away from me!"
"Sans?" went Toriel. "Are you being mean to the child?"
"... tori, it's something humans do. it's called a pack."
"Yeah. Too many immature people do it. Like the skeleton here," went Chara. Sans was wearing a mirror on his face as Chara got mad.
"Mom?" Toriel looked over as Asriel stood in front of her and gasped. Both of them shed tears as they ran towards each other.
"Oh, I've missed you so much!" exclaimed both of them.
"..." After taking off the mirror, Sans glared at Chara. Chara glared back. Frisk walked over and looked in concern, the two of them noticing as they start smiling and acting all innocent.
"Oh, hey Chara," went Asriel.
"Hello, Asriel..." Chara rubbed their eyes for a second. "Stupid wind..."
"SPAGHETTI'S DONE!" exclaimed Papyrus. Frisk ran over and took the first noodle.
"... Okay, who's souls were those?" whispered Asriel.
"The entire cast of Teen Titans Go," whispered Chara. "They'll just get new voice actors and nonexistent writers.
"... nice job," went Sans.
"I try," said Chara.
...
Chara was walking home. "Sigh... I chose the right victim to possess..." On the way they bumped into Sans and suddenly became pissed. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, SKELETON?!"
"it isn't my fault!" Sans was in a line for ice cream. "... sigh. if you want ice cream, i'll pay for it."
"Thank you." Chara calmed down as the two waited in the line.
"... so, kid. who did you possess to gain that body?" asked Sans.
"Jerry."
"..." Sans started laughing. "first the cast of the worst show i've ever watched, now jerry?"
Chara was frowning, holding their arm tightly. "Well... Maybe I'm not as bad as you think, Sans."
"..." Sans made it to the front of the line. "one ketchup flavored cone and...?"
"A vanilla," went Chara. The person nods as Sans gives him the money. "..."
"... okay, tell me why you're good," went Sans.
"What?"
"we know there's a motive, kid," said Sans.
"I-I don't know what you're talking about," went Chara.
"you're evading the question," went Sans.
"N-No! I'm just, uh..."
"want me to change your ice cream to salt?" asked Sans.
"S-Skeleton, this isn't funny. Don't joke with me right now..."
The Ice Cream man gives the two their ice creams. Chara was holding their ketchup flavored cone while walking. "Seriously, you aren't gonna."
Sans got out a salt shaker from his hoodie pocket. "No..." He moved it closer to Chara's vanilla ice cream. "Y-You wouldn't." He tipped one flake of salt into Chara's ice cream. Chara glared at him. "Good, joke's over."
"what's that? fiercely shake salt onto your ice cream cone while i evilly laugh?" asked Sans.
"F-Fine! I love Frisk, okay?!" Chara grabbed the ice cream cone, gave Sans his ketchup flavored cone and just started eating the ice cream. Sans stared in shock.
"..." He then grinned as he started running back. Chara raised an eyebrow and realized what he was doing. "G-GET BACK HERE!" They ran after Sans.