Sorry to those who are wating for me to finish the Sailor Moon story, these FMA plot bunnies have been attacking me and they are BRUTAL! I hear 4 or 5 versions by different singers of this song every day at work...I actually hate most of them but this idea hit me this afternoon and it wouldn't let go until I wrote it down. I have no idea if anyone has done this before but what the heck...

Baby It's Cold Outside

By Bashfulglowfly

"I really can't stay."

"But it's cold outside."

"I've got to go away."

"But I haven't given you an assignment."

"This evening has been so very nice."

"I can make it even better."

"My mother will start to worry."

"When did you start attending séances?"

"My father will be pacing the floor."

"That certainly would be a neat trick."

"So really I'd better scurry."

"Scared?"

"But maybe just a half a drink more."

"I don't want you accusing me of taking advantage of you come tomorrow."

"The neighbors might faint."

"They're used to the weird noises already."

"Say, what's in this drink."

"I swear I didn't put milk in it."

"I wish I knew how to break this spell."

"Try 'abracadabra.'"

"I ought to say 'no no no sir'"

"You say that enough at the office."

"At least I'm gonna say that I tried."

"Whatever makes you happy."

"I really can't stay."

"Baby, it's cold outside."

"I simply must go."

"Why? I have plenty of room."

"The answer is no."

"I haven't told you want I wanted to do yet."

"Your welcome has been so nice and warm."

"Heat rises, so it's warmer upstairs."

"My sister will be suspicious."

"Winry? I already called her."

"My brother will be there at the door."

"No, Winry said she already had plans for him tonight."

"My maiden aunt's mind is vicious."

"Your father was hundreds of years old and your mother was an only child."

"But maybe just a cigarette more."

"Hell no. I can't stand smoker's breath."

"I've gotta get home."

"Didn't you burn it down several years ago?"

"Say, lend me a coat."

"Nothing of mine will fit you."

"You've really been grand."

"You ain't seen nothing yet."

"But don't you see, there's bound to be talk tomorrow."

"Scared of a little gossip?"

"At least there will be plenty implied."

"Hell, Havoc's been taking bets for weeks."

"I really can't stay."

"Baby it's cold outside."

"So, Roy, are you going to let me out or not?"

"Not!"