Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, only the OC

Me.

"People Talking".

"Bijuu or Higher Being Talking".

*People Thinking*.

*Bijuu or Higher Being Thinking*.

Ubication.

Let's Begin!


Unknown.

"..." The eternal silence that lived in the void between worlds was definitely nominated for the best awkward silence in all the existence. But in like a thousand of eons this silence only got to exist for few moments, before-

"Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, SO BORING!"... THAT happened ... again... for like a shit ton of eons the void has had a very Interesting being, it's name, you may wonder?

"Eremenjaru Tenshi but everyone calls me Angel" It responded.

"Don't call me an ¨it¨, i have a gender you know!" She exclaimed.

"That's it! I won't tolerate this kind of shit! I-" He tried to retort, keyword tried.

STOP CRAKING THE FOURTH WALL! IF YOU CONTINUE YOUR BITCHING I WILL SAY THE WORDS!

"You wouldn't dare..."

Try me.

... A strong silence ruled the void again, one of the most intense glares contest was being held in that pure white space... Autor vs OC, who would win this battle of wills?

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You killed your Girlfriend/Wife.

That totally destroyed the sparkle on his eyes. His body went limp, all of his senses went numb and like machine going off his once dark red eyes went a dull and lifeless grey. He begined to float aimlessly in the infinite void of white, not moving, to the untrained of eye he looked dead but the rare blinks he gave told otherwise. Basically he was in dead-like state.

He was so gone that he didn't even noticed that his body was floating into a portal and this one was closing like the others, Why? because a lot of hands were struggling to keep it open... keyword struggling, it looked like they were having a hard time forcing the portal open...

His body was slowly entering in the portal, the best form to describe this... is like being born. From one side the body was entering the portal and in the other side it was going out.

"Keep it open! It's coming in!" One of the beings holding the portal screamed, it resulted to be the Shinigami, his whole body shaking from the extreme exhaustion his body was going through, God or not, forcing open a portal to the void with brute power it's extremely exhausting and energy taxing.

"Just three seconds more and it will be done!" Other deity shouted, none other than Yami in all of her "shakening" glory, she too looked exhausted.

"Finally! Done." Kami talked this time. She was in the worst condition out of the other deities, her complete form was trembling, she was barely able to stand if it were not from the fact that she being helped for Yami

"If anyone says any of this to the other god i will rip your balls out of your body and make you eat them" Yami threatened the other deities. All the gods got chills running throgh their spines. The other goddesses flinched knowing that she talked in plural when she said balls.

Going back to the point... All of them focused their attention on the man before them (Too lazy to describe... In the next chapter.).

"He doesn't look any intimidating... Is this the correct one?" The Shinigami asked.

"Don't know, but he surely is a cutie! Yami said. Not noticing the fact that she had dropped Kami, who could say nothing because of her fatigue.

"...Ugh... Can you the tell me what hit me?" He groaned out.

"Quick! Eveyone to their positions!" One of the deities shouted.

"Ummmm... Who's there?

"Greetings, oh great warrior, welcome to-" The oldest looking deity beginned oly to be interrupted.

"Cut the charade, this is not the first time this has ever happened to me an it will not be the last, believe me some things simply don't change, so for starters, 1-NO, i will not be, to any of you, your champion or whatever you want me to be, 2-DON'T try to force me to do it, believe me you will not get anything good out of it, 3-Sorry i'm not intersted on any of you, i prefer being single, less trouble and lastly don't even think to take my stuff, if any of you lay a single finger over my things, i will put a spiked metal pole through your body, then i will roast you like pig and when you are about to die, i will peel your skin off of your burned bodies with a rusted knife and put it into your private areas and throw you to an active volcano. DO YOU GET THE MESSAGE? He finished with a psychotic smile that could rival Jeff the Killer.

To say the deities were scared was a underestimating of a great scale, some of them literally shitted on themselves, others were trembling, Kami could not do anything her body was too tired to even feel anything, the Shinigami stepped forward, ready to pummel to the ground this idiot.

"Well it seems that the teme has balls or he's just stupid" Angel said.

Shinigami didn't know why but the way he said that put him on the edge, more faster than the light Shinigami was already in front of Angel, he cocked his fist back...

"Too slow" Everything moved in slow motion as the Shinigami moved his fist forward, even before the Shinigami's fist could even hit the afterimage of Angel, the true Angel punched the Shinigami in the back of his head, when the hit connected Shinigami was sent sailing to ground only to redirected to the left by a kick to the stomach, Shinigami didn't get far when he was sent up by a uppercut to the abdomen, in mid-fly he was hit by a giant energy ball pushing him to the right, only to yet again be set down by a descending kick to the face, he crashed with the fabric of reality leaving giant spider web cracks.

"Boring... Time to end this" Angel said quickly forming hand seals and then putting both of his hands together, preparing one of his Unique Moves.

Yin and Yang: Sphere of Creation and Destruction! A football sized sphere with a pattern that looked exactly like the yin and yang symbol formed between his hands, the sphere seemed to radiate a ethereal glow from the white side and thunder was expelled from the dark side.

Before the Shinigami could even move a finger, Angel thrusted the chart breaking attack into the Shinigami stomach, easily destroying his skin and beginning to burn away his organs, before the sphere could get through of him, the sphere exploded totally erasing everything it touched.

In the end, the only thinng that survived the attack was a half of the Shinigami, he was not dead, his body was already regenerating itself, but he was agonizing for all the pain he received, he had learned a lesson out of this. This... This... Warrior was above anything he knew, not even his great grandparent was so strong and fast, at least he could make him go serious, but this warrior totally destroyed him in less than 20 seconds, he couldn't even touch him...

Going over the other deities they were absolutely terrified of him now, he easily defeated one of their strongest members and they were totally sure he didn't got serious in any of those attacks before, and now he was in front of them now, they were shitless scared. But luckily he was ignoring them, he was with Kami, and he was... healing her?

The most awkward silence fell in, nobody dared to talk, two minutes passed but to them it felt like two millenia.

"There now she must be okay, oh sorry for the mess, i got a little carried away." He apologized.

*A LITTLE?!* That was the thought inside all of their minds, a mental note was made, NOT PISS HIM OFF.

"If you're worried about Shinigami-teme, don't worry he's alive, barely but alive." Angel said.

When nobody said anything he continued "Heh, we beginned with the left foot, let's star over again, okay? My name is Eremenjaru Tenshi, but everyone calls me Angel."

So the introductions begun one by one every god began to introduce themselves to him, it took time time because they were still afraid of him, but in the end they made it.

"Well, it's cool that i got to meet you all but, can you tell me for what you got me here?

The deities begun to look between themselves and like an answer to a question Kami talked "Well, you see, i will go to the point, we need you because our chosen one is in danger to become corrupted and if that happens-" She didn't have a chance to end her sentece.

"Don't say anything more, i'm going to help you, there is no need tell me where he/she is i can locate the position by myself." And with that sentence he was gone.

"I don't know why but i have the feeling that everything is going to be changed in a lot of ways..." Kami said. ALL the gods nodded with her.

The world was going be put upside down and nobody had the power to avoid it, NOBODY.


Hello! This is my first fanfic so if you have something to say just write it, but please no flames, i will accept rants but please not Flames.