Do it with Morgana

By bucketoftea

This fic was inspired by 'Do it with Madonna' by The Androids, which we don't own. We also don't own any of the Merlin characters. The only thing that belongs to us is our perverted minds and this really nice Swiss chocolate!

Gwen was getting very sick of all the producers who kept trying to pair her with all the boys. First Merlin, then Arthur, then Lancelot. She wouldn't be surprised if they tried Uther next! Gwen didn't have anything against the boys personally – they were very nice and exceedingly gorgeous, but there was only one person she really wanted.

She'd tried to let people know her feelings, but they never seemed to listen, so she decided to write a song to express her feelings. She picked up a quill and parchment and began writing.

You know that Arthur's got the body

He really likes to spin and twirl

But when he's flirting with the camera

You know he's just a little girl

Now Merlin's cute but still a baby

And he talks with attitude

He has some spunk for a young servant

But what I'd rather like to do

I'd rather do it with Morgana

She's what a woman's supposed to be

Oh Morgana won't you do it with me?

When Uther sings it sounds amazing

I like his belly and his butt

But how would you like to be with him

He's always hanging with his mum

I'd rather do it with Morgana

She's what a woman's supposed to be

The only girl I'll ever need

Morgana, do it with me?

I'd rather do it with Morgana

She's really got me on my knees

The only girl I'll ever need

Morgana, do it with me

I'd really like to be with Lancy

I think he's really, really hot

I wonder if I could get Lancy

To want to do it with Morgana

I'd rather do it with Morgana

She's really got me on my knees

Oh Morgana won't you do it with me?

I'd rather do it with Morgana

She's what a woman's supposed to be

Oh Madonna come and do it with me

I'd rather do it with Morgana

She's really got me

Have you seen that film clip where she's wearing the cowboy hat and she's kicking the dirt

I wanna do it with

Oooo Madonna

Gwen folded the paper in half twice, and slipped into an envelope, giving a satisfied smile as she wrote the address on it.

BBC

PO Box 1922

Glasgow, G2 3WT

London

Now hopefully Season Three would be better...

So how did you all like that?

We believe that the BBC should take Gwen's advice, then Merlin and Arthur can just keep doing what they do best, CHEMISTRY! (or a little bit more, we don't mind).

Hope you enjoyed it. Our 1st/2nd fanfiction together. We have done a crossover between Harry Potter and Merlin which is posted on Flossbucket's profile (in fav authors) called, SOS: Save our ships. Read if you want a good laugh and don't mind disturbing images.

Bucketoftea