Hello all! So this will be my first *attempt at a* story, and will also be a humorous story. Because this story is purely for entertainment and to make people laugh there may be some OOC for the Akatsuki, but I will try my best not to make it too bad (because I know I personally don't like that).

I do not own Naruto.

Like I said, this is my first attempt at a story, so please go easy on me! Hope you like and enjoy!

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The Beginning

Thunk. Thunk. Thunk. The repetitive sound of kunai being thrown into trees had been going on for hours.

"Ugh! Why won't the stupid kunai hit the dot already!?" a frustrated kunoichi exasperated.

"Chey, why not just do this?" another kunoichi piped up. She quickly grabbed a kunai and ran to the targeted tree. "There." she smiled happily as she placed the kunai right on the bull's eye.

"Cuz that's cheating, duh!" Chey Vodalaski snapped.

Asura Domotachi raised an eyebrow at her sister. "Isn't that how we passed the Chunin exam?" she inquired.

Chey rolled her eyes. "No. We used it through our excellent intelligence and our awesome ninja skills!..."

"..."

"Yea, we cheated." The two girls giggled. Life had been pretty good for the two S-ranked criminals. Being on the run for the past several years had been going decently. They had not a care in the world...except for one...

Whiz. A kunai landed gracefully at Chey's feet. She immediately jumped 3 feet in the air. "Whoa!"

"Chey, did you see that? A kunai fell from the sky!" a dumbfounded Asura said.

"OMG! Raining kunais!" Chey yelled. The two girls ran in circles in a panic. Thwack. "Ugh" they both chorused as their heads hit each other dead on and dropped to the forest floor.

"Owww, Chey, your head is hard!"

"Owww, Asura, your head...well, it's kinda hollow."

"These are the people Leader wants to see? Heh, pretty pathetic if you ask me, eh Itachi?"

The girls looked up. Two people were staring down at them from the trees intensely wearing black cloaks with red clouds. Their headbands they both wore were crossed out with a straight mark, suggesting they were also S- ranked criminals. The uhh, 'man' who had apparently spoken was a blue fish like creature, over 6 ft tall, and towering over the girls. As the two men jumped down from their perch in the trees, a haunting intimidation swept over the two kunoichi.

He smiled showing his pearly shark teeth. "And rather stupid too."

"Chey? Doesn't he look like your dead fish, Mr. Sniffles?" Asura whispered.

"Yea, but Mr. Sniffles was waaay cuter." Chey whispered back. Chey breathed through her nostrils, wrinkling her nose. "Ugh, and he smelled better even after he was dead too."

The fish face stopped smiling. "What did you say?" He snapped. He advanced a menacing step towards Chey.

Asura growled. "Back off you walking piece of caviar!"

"Or you'll do what to Kisame?" fish face's partner had finally spoken.

He wore the same cloak as Kisame, but was actually human looking. He had two scars running diagonally down his cheeks, and his hair pulled back into a ponytail, his face a hard line even after he spoke.

'Whoa...'

"Or you'll have to deal with me!" Asura lundged at Kisame, arms outstrechted with a kunai in her hand. Itachi stepped forward, swinging his arm down hitting Asura in the stomach hard knocking her out instantly.

"Asura!" Chey yelled. Her eyes conformed into slits as she stared at Itachi. "You jerk!" she battle cried as she lunged as well. Kisame's foot contacted with Chey's head, instantly knocking her out as well.

"Ugh, I was hoping they would walk. I don't want to carry them." Kisame muttered as he swung the two unconscious women over his shoulders. "No matter. They started it. I know Leader wanted them unharmed, but I don't think he knew they would attack us first."

Itachi began walking back into the tree line. "It's no concern of us what Leader wants with them."

Kisame followed behind, shrugging. "You're not the least bit curious as to why these two are wanted by Leader?"

No response came from the Uchiha. After all, they were only going to be disposed of by Leader when he was finished with them…right? As the two S-ranked criminals headed back to their hideout they secretly pondered what Leader had in store for them.

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Oh boy, are they in for a surprise! Good luck Akatsuki…you don't know what you're all getting into. Well I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter, and I hope you continue to read the story!