This fanfic is requested by Barbacar. Enjoy!
Chapter 1
It was that time of the year again: summer vacation! The kids of the cul-de-sac were happy to once again to be free from teachers and homework and free to stay up late. The Kanker sisters have planned to go fishing. (Along with the other kids) Sometimes the Kankers could get along well when they were on vacation.
The next morning, the Kankers got up early and had breakfast.
"So this is gonna be some vacation, huh girls?" Lee Kanker asked her sisters.
Marie Kanker came over with a plate full of pancakes
"Yeah, this is gonna be fun!" Marie agreed, then glared at May. "As long as beaver girl over here doesn't eat the worms like last time."
May glared back as she grabbed some pancakes.
"How am I supposed to know the difference between gummy worms and real worms?"
"The real worms are the ones that move, stupid." Marie explained. "The gummy worms are just candy."
"But the real worms are candy too, right?" May asked.
Marie facepalms.
"We'll make sure she doesn't eat the worms this time." Lee whispered to Marie.
After breakfast, the sisters got out a canoe from the attic in their trailer.
"Dad's old canoe is best one we've got." Lee stated. "Here. You two carry this."
Lee lifted the canoe up and threw it at May and Marie, crushing them. Marie angrily pushed the canoe off.
"So you get to take it easy while we carry the canoe?" Marie argued.
"No, I've got the fishing poles and the cooler with our lunch. Duh." Lee reminded her sisters. "Now come on, we gotta get to local lake first before other people get there. That way we'll get more fish."
The sisters leave the trailer and head over to the local lake. What they didn't know was that the lake was polluted with junk that people threw in there. When the Kankers arrived, they noticed that no one else was there.
"Alright, let's do this!" Lee said. Her sisters put the canoe in the water and got in, along with Lee.
"Let's make a bet." May suggested. "To see who can catch the most fish."
"Not a bad idea, May." Marie commented. "For once."
"Alright, so if I catch the most fish, you two will have to rub my feet for a month." May added, as she took off her shoes to reveal her stinky feet. A bird that was flying in the air got hit with the strong stench, went unconscious, and fell into the water. Lee and Marie were disgusted but accepted the deal.
"Fine."
"But if I catch more fish, you two have to make my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a month." Marie told her sisters. They thought about this and accepted.
"Alright." They agreed.
" And if I catch the most fish, you two have to- Lee thought for a moment then grinned evilly. "Shave off all your hair!"
WHAT?!" Marie and May yelled.
"No way! I can't let my man see bald!" Marie protested.
"Come on, you could always go wig shopping." Lee stated.
"No way! You guys already gave me a bad makeover once." May protested. "I'm not getting another one."
"Well, if you guys want to back out of the bet." Lee informed. "We can cancel our fishing trip and go home."
May and Marie groaned.
"Ok, fine". Marie sighed, as she and May accepted the deal.
"Great, may the best fisherwomen win!" Lee proclaimed.
And with that the bets out of the way, the Kankers got ready to fish.
So the Kankers got to fishing. Lee was the first one to catch something. She reeled it in but it turns out she got a boot. Marie was the next to get something, which turned out to be a can. Then May caught a tire and took a bite out of it.
"No luck, let's keep fishing." Lee suggested.
The sisters continued to fish. This time, Lee caught a bone. Marie caught an exhaust pipe. And May caught a fish sandwich and took a bite out of it.
"I got myself some good loot." May commented. Marie growled in frustration.
"May, we're supposed to be catching fish!"
"Does a fish sandwich count?" The dumb blonde asked.
"NO!" Lee and Marie yelled.
"C'mon! I'm not backing out of this bet!" Lee said with determination.
The three sisters continue to fish. So far they've gotten lots of items: A tuna can, a torn hat, a light bulb, another tire, a flip flop, a dirty sock, a candle holder, a floatie, and another tire. But no fish.
"What's with all the tires?" Lee asked in frustration. She snapped her fishing rod in half. "Girls, I have a hunch there's no fish in this lake."
"Yeah, No kidding." Marie added dryly.
"But we did get some cool stuff." May added. "I call dibs on the tires."
Then Lee had an idea.
"Hey, why don't one of you look under to see if there's any live fish down there."
"Okay, I volunteer May." Marie suggested.
"No, you look." May replied bitterly.
"Why should I-" Before Marie ask her question, Lee shoved Marie's head underwater.
"You see any fish?" Lee asked.
Marie came up, gasping for air.
"No!" Marie answered angrily.
"Well, looks like we gotta fish somewhere else." Lee suggested.
"But where will we find another lake?" May asked, and she took a bite from a tire.
Meanwhile, the cul-de-sac kids were fishing in another spot in Peach Creek, the swimming hole. Now this was a place where fishes lived but they still called it the swimming hole. Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf in one canoe, Sarah and Jimmy in a canoe, Johnny 2x4 and Plank in a canoe, and the Eds in a canoe. In Jonny and Plank's boat, Plank was seen with a fishing rod.
"Have you caught anything yet, Plank?" Jonny asked.
Plank said something only Jonny could understand.
"You have? Lucky." Jonny responded.
In Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf's boat, Rolf was seen fishing with his bare hands. Kevin noticed this.
"Dude, you've not gonna caught any fish that way. Use a fishing rod."
Rolf ignored his advise.
"This is how Rolf catches fish in the old country." Rolf replied.
Nazz felt something on her hook.
"I think I got one."
Nazz hauled in a fish.
"Sweet Nazz!" Kevin complimented.
Jimmy and Sarah were seen fishing.
"What if there's a shark under there, Sarah?" Jimmy whined. Sarah rolled her eyes.
"There's no sharks in here, Jimmy." Sarah confirmed. "I promise."
Sarah had caught some fish but Jimmy was too scared to reel one in.
"What about piranhas?" Jimmy asked with worry.
Sarah sighed and continued to fish.
The Eds seemed to have caught the most fish.
"Well, gentlemen, this turned out to be a great spot for fishing." Double D commented. "Unlike that local lake which is polluted."
"Yep, this is the life." Eddy said, relaxed. Then he noticed Ed using a candy bar as bait.
"Hey monobrow! What happened to all the worms?"
"We ran out." Ed responded. "So I'm using stuff I have in my jacket."
"Ed, I doubt that a candy bar is gonna attract any fish." Double D told his tall, idiotic friend.
But Double D was proven wrong when Ed reeled in a fish.
"It's a big one, guys!" Ed cried.
"Ed, do you ever cease to amaze me?" Eddy replied.
Soon, the Kankers showed up behind some rocks. They noticed the kids and the Eds.
"Oh great." Marie complained. "Those kids got here before us. They've probably taken all the fish by now."
But Lee wasn't giving up so fast. "But we came out here to fish, and that's what we're gonna do! Huddle up, girls! I have a plan!"
The Kankers sisters huddled up and Lee whispered her plan. The three girls giggled sinsterly.
That's the end of chapter 1. This story will probably be different then the way it was originally requested. Stay tuned for Chapter 2. Read & Review!