Hey! It's Hikaru-hime here. I changed my pen name so yeah... Anyway! This, is just a random Inuyasha fan-fic. Lots of inside jokes between my best friend, cousins, and I. But yeah, here ya go! BTW, you'll understand this fic and everything if you read through Still Can't Find What Keeps Me Here (my other fan-fic). But yeah, if there was no other drama and stuff like that, this is what I'd imagine Inuyasha to be like!
Disclaimers: I do not own Inuyasha... sadly...
Warnings: This fic contains mindless, stupid, ludacris acts. Restrictions apply, results may vary. Apply only to underarms and keep out of reach of children.
Chapter 1: Donut Holes!
Kasumi came back to the Feudal Era and met back up with her parents and the others at Koga's wolf den. In her hands she held a case of donut holes.
Koga waved to his mate. "Hey! You're back."
Kasumi replied happily, "Yup, and I brought some donut holes with me!"
She held up the case whilst everyone but Kagome glanced at it strangely. Koga reached inside to grab one, but jumped back when the case started singing opera style and the donuts started 'glowing.' Everyone got a little freaked out.
"That's the strangest thing I've ever seen. What'd you do to it Kasumi?" Miroku said whilst coming to the box.
Kasumi sweat dropped and replied, "I didn't do anything, Monk!"
Miroku held up his hands in defeat. "Okay, okay, I believe you."
He opened it himself, but instead, got crickets chirping. He closed it. Then opened it again. More crickets.
Koga came up next to the confused Monk and opened the case himself. The opera singing started up again and kept going until he closed it.
"That's the strangest thing I've ever heard," Sango implied.
"Same here," said Kasumi.
Miroku tried once more to make the donuts 'praise him' like 'they' did Koga, but instead got a different response. He opened it, and one donut flew out and hit him in the head.
"Ahhh! The donuts are attacking me!" Miroku cried as he jumped back, knocking both him and Koga to the ground.
Koga growled and pushed Miroku off of him. Kasumi shrugged and took a donut hole, and stuffed it in her mouth. She chewed happily ignoring the fact that they had minds of their own.
"The donuts only praise my mate because he's special," Kasumi put in.
Miroku set his staff aside as he stood in front of the donuts.
"Praise me!" he said and opened it again. Nothing...
He pushed Koga in front of him. The singing and glowing started up. Then Miroku pushed him aside and stood in front of them again. More chirping. Koga: praising. Miroku: chirping. Koga: praising. Miroku standing next to Koga: Koga's side praising, Miroku's side throwing another donut at him. Miroku dressed up as Koga: Two donuts thrown with a wholesome "Boo! You stink!"
Miroku stomped off angrily whilst the others laughed at him.
Sango put a hand on his shoulder and said, "Don't worry Miroku, I still love you."
"You do?" Miroku asked happily.
"No... But! You're a good friend."
Miroku glared at her as the others laughed at him again.
"Cut the praising crud and let's just eat the darn things," said Inuyasha as he opened the box.
A donut was thrown at his head. Out of surprise, he fell backwards. More laughing continued as he took the donut box from Kasumi and threw it on the ground, stomping all over it. Everyone stared at the smashed donut holes as silence settled in under Inuyasha's angry huffs. He set his hands on his hips triumphantly.
"No more donut problems!" He said.
The staring went from the donuts to Inuyasha. He glared back.
"What?!"
"Nothing..." Kagome replied.
Shippo got a forlorn look on his face.
"What's the matter Shippo?" Sango asked and kneeled down next to him.
Shippo sniffled and replied, "I didn't get any donuts..."
Kasumi smacked Inuyasha upside the head and said, "Nice job, Dad. Now poor little Shippo has no donuts."
Inuyasha growled and clamped his fist tight, holding it in the air. "Poor Shippo?! You just smacked my head!"
"So?"
Inuyasha paused and let his hand fall back at his side. He snorted and crossed his arms over his chest, turning his back to his daughter.
"Aww... I feel unloved... Now I'm gonna cry!" Kasumi said.
She started to pretend cry. Koga came up behind her and put his hands on her shoulders, bringing her into a hug.
"Nice job, mutt-face," he said.
Inuyasha quickly turned back around and screamed, "What do you mean?! She's the one who started it!"
He saw Koga hugging her and got angry. "Quit touching her!"
Kasumi broke away from Koga's hug and pointed at him, screaming, "We're mates now! He can touch me if he wants!"
"Not if I have anything to do with it!" Inuyasha argued back.
"I'm not a little girl anymore!"
"You're still my little girl, and I can still tell you what to do!"
Kasumi lowered her voice and said calmly, "Fine. Since I'm so young, I should go back home."
Inuyasha's face turned into a worried one as Kasumi began to exit the cave. "Wait, don't go!"
Koga ran toward her and followed. Inuyasha got angry again and followed Koga, warning him if he touched Kasumi again.
Kagome sighed. "All this over a freaking batch of donut holes..."
"I know, tell me about it," Sango replied.
They both turned around to see Miroku stomping all over the half-mashed donuts.
"Die! Die you freaking non-monk-praising holes of donuts!!" he yelled.
Shippo, Sango, and Kagome all stared and sweat dropped at the maniacal Miroku.
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Chapter end! There's gonna be more random chapters so stick around! On the next episode of "Random Inu-chan," Naraku pays a visit! But are things going to actually be serious? Hang on to your underwear and return for the next episode of "Random Inu-chan!" P.S. Sorry I could not finish Still Can't Find What Keeps Me Here, you guys! There's still a couple more chapters left that I couldn't update because of my computer, but please forgive me! Hopefully I can fix that problem!
Disclaimers: I do not own Inuyasha... sadly...
Warnings: This fic contains mindless, stupid, ludacris acts. Restrictions apply, results may vary. Apply only to underarms and keep out of reach of children.
Chapter 1: Donut Holes!
Kasumi came back to the Feudal Era and met back up with her parents and the others at Koga's wolf den. In her hands she held a case of donut holes.
Koga waved to his mate. "Hey! You're back."
Kasumi replied happily, "Yup, and I brought some donut holes with me!"
She held up the case whilst everyone but Kagome glanced at it strangely. Koga reached inside to grab one, but jumped back when the case started singing opera style and the donuts started 'glowing.' Everyone got a little freaked out.
"That's the strangest thing I've ever seen. What'd you do to it Kasumi?" Miroku said whilst coming to the box.
Kasumi sweat dropped and replied, "I didn't do anything, Monk!"
Miroku held up his hands in defeat. "Okay, okay, I believe you."
He opened it himself, but instead, got crickets chirping. He closed it. Then opened it again. More crickets.
Koga came up next to the confused Monk and opened the case himself. The opera singing started up again and kept going until he closed it.
"That's the strangest thing I've ever heard," Sango implied.
"Same here," said Kasumi.
Miroku tried once more to make the donuts 'praise him' like 'they' did Koga, but instead got a different response. He opened it, and one donut flew out and hit him in the head.
"Ahhh! The donuts are attacking me!" Miroku cried as he jumped back, knocking both him and Koga to the ground.
Koga growled and pushed Miroku off of him. Kasumi shrugged and took a donut hole, and stuffed it in her mouth. She chewed happily ignoring the fact that they had minds of their own.
"The donuts only praise my mate because he's special," Kasumi put in.
Miroku set his staff aside as he stood in front of the donuts.
"Praise me!" he said and opened it again. Nothing...
He pushed Koga in front of him. The singing and glowing started up. Then Miroku pushed him aside and stood in front of them again. More chirping. Koga: praising. Miroku: chirping. Koga: praising. Miroku standing next to Koga: Koga's side praising, Miroku's side throwing another donut at him. Miroku dressed up as Koga: Two donuts thrown with a wholesome "Boo! You stink!"
Miroku stomped off angrily whilst the others laughed at him.
Sango put a hand on his shoulder and said, "Don't worry Miroku, I still love you."
"You do?" Miroku asked happily.
"No... But! You're a good friend."
Miroku glared at her as the others laughed at him again.
"Cut the praising crud and let's just eat the darn things," said Inuyasha as he opened the box.
A donut was thrown at his head. Out of surprise, he fell backwards. More laughing continued as he took the donut box from Kasumi and threw it on the ground, stomping all over it. Everyone stared at the smashed donut holes as silence settled in under Inuyasha's angry huffs. He set his hands on his hips triumphantly.
"No more donut problems!" He said.
The staring went from the donuts to Inuyasha. He glared back.
"What?!"
"Nothing..." Kagome replied.
Shippo got a forlorn look on his face.
"What's the matter Shippo?" Sango asked and kneeled down next to him.
Shippo sniffled and replied, "I didn't get any donuts..."
Kasumi smacked Inuyasha upside the head and said, "Nice job, Dad. Now poor little Shippo has no donuts."
Inuyasha growled and clamped his fist tight, holding it in the air. "Poor Shippo?! You just smacked my head!"
"So?"
Inuyasha paused and let his hand fall back at his side. He snorted and crossed his arms over his chest, turning his back to his daughter.
"Aww... I feel unloved... Now I'm gonna cry!" Kasumi said.
She started to pretend cry. Koga came up behind her and put his hands on her shoulders, bringing her into a hug.
"Nice job, mutt-face," he said.
Inuyasha quickly turned back around and screamed, "What do you mean?! She's the one who started it!"
He saw Koga hugging her and got angry. "Quit touching her!"
Kasumi broke away from Koga's hug and pointed at him, screaming, "We're mates now! He can touch me if he wants!"
"Not if I have anything to do with it!" Inuyasha argued back.
"I'm not a little girl anymore!"
"You're still my little girl, and I can still tell you what to do!"
Kasumi lowered her voice and said calmly, "Fine. Since I'm so young, I should go back home."
Inuyasha's face turned into a worried one as Kasumi began to exit the cave. "Wait, don't go!"
Koga ran toward her and followed. Inuyasha got angry again and followed Koga, warning him if he touched Kasumi again.
Kagome sighed. "All this over a freaking batch of donut holes..."
"I know, tell me about it," Sango replied.
They both turned around to see Miroku stomping all over the half-mashed donuts.
"Die! Die you freaking non-monk-praising holes of donuts!!" he yelled.
Shippo, Sango, and Kagome all stared and sweat dropped at the maniacal Miroku.
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Chapter end! There's gonna be more random chapters so stick around! On the next episode of "Random Inu-chan," Naraku pays a visit! But are things going to actually be serious? Hang on to your underwear and return for the next episode of "Random Inu-chan!" P.S. Sorry I could not finish Still Can't Find What Keeps Me Here, you guys! There's still a couple more chapters left that I couldn't update because of my computer, but please forgive me! Hopefully I can fix that problem!