Author's blurb: Based off of the hilarious "The 12 Days of Phantom," performed by the 1999 Broadway cast of Phantom. I took poetic license with the syllable count because this parody would have been impossible otherwise. Also, this covers the stage version that I've never actually seen, so some details may be inaccurate. If you come across any errors, tell me and I'll change it. ENJOY!

On the first day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
A chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the second day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the third day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Five DUNNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNNs!
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Six fireballs,
Five DUNNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNNs!
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Seven Red Deaths,
Six fireballs,
Five DUNNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNNs!
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Eight scarlet roses,
Seven Red Deaths,
Six fireballs,
Five DUNNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNNs!
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Nine flaring candles,
Eight scarlet roses,
Seven Red Deaths,
Six fireballs,
Five DUNNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNNs!
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Ten thund'ring organs,
Nine flaring candles,
Eight scarlet roses,
Seven Red Deaths,
Six fireballs,
Five DUNNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNNs!
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Eleven prima donnas,
Ten thund'ring organs,
Nine flaring candles,
Eight scarlet roses,
Seven Red Deaths,
Six fireballs,
Five DUNNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNNs!
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Twelve masquerades,
Eleven prima donnas,
Ten thund'ring organs,
Nine flaring candles,
Eight scarlet roses,
Seven Red Deaths,
Six fireballs,
Five DUNNNN! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNNs!
Four monkey boxes,
Three "Bravo, Monsieur!"s,
Two Final Lairs,
And a chandelier crashing on our heads!