I'm back! Sorry I was gone so long, but there's this ass hole in my life known as my step brother. According to my parents, he "accidentally" broke it. And, it has taken me this long to buy another one. I'm working on And the beat goes on, but right now that story is sitting on a couch at a psychiatrist office. It has issues...Anyways, I have another story in return for and the beat goes on. I also don't own anything! So, here we go!
OH WAITTTTTT! ONE LAST SHOUT OUT TO MY STEP BROTHER DYLAN, YOU ASS HOLE! Ok i'm done...
Setsuna gazed outside the window of the jet and admired her reflection in the mirror. Not in a vain way though, the hair dresser just did an amazing job. Someone slid into the seat next to her and yawned. "So, what are we shooting today, Setsuna?" Setsuna felt her temple throb as she turned towards the person next to her. "Mana, were you not paying attention at the meeting?" The girl in question shrugged her shoulders and glanced around the empty jet. Setsuna sighed and leaned her head against the seat in front of her. "I'm not sure about you, but Anna told me that I would be shooting in my bathing suit. In a garden called Villa Gamberia, I think." Setsuna answered. Mana eyed Setsuna carefully. For Vogue?" Setsuna nodded. Mana turned to face Setsuna. "Damn. They really want you to win sexiest woman alive." Setsuna cracked her neck and pulled a pair of Louis Vuitton glasses out of her school bag. "Yeah. I know." Setsuna agreed yawning. Mana looked out the window for a minute before saying, "Take a nap Setsuna. Konoemon wants us to patrol tonight and you'll want to be rested when you get to the garden. Now then, if you'll excuse me I'm of to bug the pilot." Setsuna chuckled as Mana disappeared into the cockpit. Setsuna looked around the jet. She didn't really need to, it was private after all. Setsuna listened for a few minutes to be sure Mana was still bugging the pilot.
"Bob...Bob..."
"..."
"Bob...Bob guess what."
"WHAT!"
"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie wo-orld~!"
Setsuna smiled and reclined her seat back. The pilot hated Mana so much. As she listened to Mana Her mind drifted back to Mahora, where her best friend lived. "Konoka.." Setsuna mumbled as she looked out at the golden clouds. "It's not fair. Why did Buddha make me fall in love with you, and not a man?" She said aloud, not caring if anyone heard. "I have a 99.966971% chance of being the world's sexiest person alive, but you still treat me like an ordinary person. Maybe, it's because you don't know." Setsuna continued to rambled. "Yes. I'm a Shoe-in for that award. I'm a top model. So many people I could have, but I want you."Setsuna felt her eyes get heavy behind her glasses. "You..." she mumbled as she drifted off into sleep.
"Ow! What the he-" Setsuna screamed as she popped out of her seat. The door to the cockpit opened and Mana walked out, a proud smirk on her face. Setsuna raised an eyebrow as Mana once again took the seat next to her.
"What did you do this time?"
Mana put her hand on her chest and acted like she was hurt. "I swear I didn't do anything!" Setsuna tipped her glasses and gave Mana a knowing look. "Alright, so maybe I said his luggage was too small to see..." Mana admitted. Setsuna looked back at Mana and tipped her glasses further down her nose. "aaaaand~?" Setsuna drawled expectantly. "And maybe...he climbed up a chicken's butt...to get laid." Mana said twiddling her thumbs. Setsuna smiled and shook her head. "Are we landing now?" Mana stopped twiddling her thumbs and replied, "Yes. We should get everything together so we can get everything over with fast." Setsuna stretched her arms over her head. "Kay. I'll go do that now." she said as she squeezed past Mana.
"WHAT!"
The clothing designer, Mae, shakily scratched the back of her head as she watched the two fuming models in front of her. "W-well, I-I gue-s-ssed you b-both knew y-you would be m-modeling for Play Girl: le-lesbian edition.." Setsuna opened her mouth to speak, but Mana slammed her mouth over Setsuna's mouth before she could say anything. "No, it's okay. Your just doing your job. We'll be ready in just a few moments." Mana complied much to Setsuna's protest. The designer left in a hurry out of the dressing room just as Mana lifted up her hand from Setsuna's mouth. Mana pinched her eyes shut as Setsuna angrily paced around the room yelling "I refuse to wear that bunny costume in front of a bunch of mindless drooling numb nuts!" "Setsuna, you won't be modeling in a bunny suit. I have a special request for you." A woman's voice cut in. Setsuna and Mana both turned in surprise to the woman standing in front of the door. "Oh, hello Miss Anna. I meant no disrespect-" Anna waved her hand at Setsuna and smiled. "Oh nonsense! I wouldn't want to model that in front of those idiots. They pop a tent whenever they see the doughnut guy!" Anna said agreeing as she walked closer to Setsuna. Mana chuckled at Anna's insult as she grabbed her dress and began changing in a stall at the end of the room. Anna grabbed Setsuna's hands excitedly "Now then, as you know a lot of people want you to win sexiest woman alive this year, but I don't want you to win it. Understand?" Setsuna was confused, but nodded anyway. Anna continued without a second thought "I want you to win sexiest MAN alive. I mean, look at you dear! You have no chest at all, no offense-" "None taken." Setsuna muttered to herself. "-but you have muscles! My own niece fantasizes about you...and she's married!" Anna paused for a minute to let Setsuna take all that information in. "Miss Anna, if you don't mind me asking, but how will I win that? I am a 15 year old girl after all.." Setsuna trailed off shyly. Anna smiled and put her hand on Setsuna's back. "Come with me. I have something to fix that."
Setsuna yelled a "I'll be back!" to Mana as she was steered out of the dressing room and into the frantic halls of the temporary studio. Anna led Setsuna to her office and slammed the door shut as a photographer tried to follow them. "Have a seat. I"ll be just a minute getting the solution to our problems." Anna said with wink. Setsuna smiled politely in return as Anna disappeared into a closet. Anna dug through her closet for about 5 minutes before returning with a black rectangular box in her hands. Anna smiled as she set in front of Setsuna and laid the box in Setsuna's hands. Setsuna carefully took the box and inspected it. She shook it, but it made no sound. Setsuna laid the box back down on her lap and ran her fingers against the synthetic material. Engraved on the black box in gold letters was Setsuna. Setsuna Hmm'd for a minute as she placed her thumb under the silver latch on the side of the box. Anna slightly goaded Setsuna to open the box. Setsuna flipped open the latch and stared in surprise at the contents of the box. Anna laughed at Setsuna's reaction. Setsuna blushed slightly as she mumbled "It's a-a dildo?" Anna grinned and crossed her legs. "I don't think it's a dildo, dear, maybe a stuffed cloth penis?" Setsuna blushed more as she picked up the blue and white striped (lets call it a...modeling dildo.) modeling dildo. "You want me to wear this!" She said even more embarrassed. Anna smiled and said "Yes, dear! Today, your going to wear this under a pair of Speedos! "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!" Setsuna thought to herself as Anna handed her a black and gold speedo. Anna's grin widened as she patted Setsuna's back saying "I want you to wear nothing on top and well, you know what to do for the rest of your body! Now, go knock the photographer's socks off!" Setsuna smiled a little and ran back to her and Mana's dressing room.
Mana peeked open her right eye as she heard the soft click of the dressing room. Setsuna looked a little nervous. Mana eyed Setsuna carefully because well, Setsuna was never nervous when it came to modeling. It came naturally to Setsuna, even though it might not seem like it. Setsuna opened one of the changing room stalls and went in without a word. Mana tried peeking into the stall to see what Setsuna would be wearing, but all she saw were the egg shell white walls of the stall. Finally, Mana decided ask what was wrong. "Setsuna, what happened?" The stall door clicked open and there stood Setsuna clad in a black and gold speedo with a rather large lump hanging in between her legs and nothing else. Mana's jaw dropped as Setsuna tore down the carefully groomed ponytail and began staring down at her feet. "So," Setsuna began shyly, "Does it look okay?" Mana began eying Setsuna with a photographer's face. "Move whatever that thing is over to the left." Setsuna did as suggested and sat in the chair next to Mana. "It's a "modeling dildo. Anna wants me to be sexiest MAN instead of woman. So, I'll be wearing this until I win it. Weird, huh?" Setsuna answered. Mana shook her head. "What an eccentric woman." Mana agreed. Setsuna and Mana talked about their clothing for about 15 minutes before someone knocked on the door and called, "Are you two ready in there?" Setsuna smiled grimly and yelled, "Yes!" as she stood up and grabbed a black robe of a hanger. Mana followed Setsuna as they exited their dressing room.
Setsuna stood patiently as the hair dresser brushed her hair in final preparation before her photo shoot. When the hair dresser was done Setsuna was handed a mirror. Her hair had been side swept (Think Justin Bieber with longer hair) and looked pretty nice. Setsuna handed the mirror back and began walking over to the photographer, who was a woman in her late 30's. The woman kindly smiled at Setsuna as she approached the pool she was standing by. Setsuna smiled in return as the photographer shooed away everyone else, she really must have needed to talk to Setsuna. The photographer held out her hand and introduced herself. "I'm Taylor King! It's nice to meet a model of your caliber, Ms. Sakurazaki." Setsuna held her own out and laughed as Taylor complimented her. "What are we doing today? Is there anything I need to do for you?" Setsuna asked as she looked around the area. It was a beautiful garden of lavenders, yellow jasmines, and blue hyacinths. The garden surrounded a pool of water framed with cement stones. Setsuna guessed she would doing something around the pool. Taylor pointed to a bucket filled with water. "If you wouldn't mind dumping that on yourself, so, you know your hair will have that soaked look without messing up your hair. Then just come back to me and we'll see what we can do, okay?" Taylor indicated while she began setting up her camera. Setsuna nodded and grabbed the bucket. Before she dumped it she tested it with her finger. "Ow." Setsuna mumbled as she put her finger into mouth. It hadn't been that hot, but it wasn't very cool either. Setsuna tore her robe off and laid it a few feet away from her so it wouldn't get wet. After a few minutes of mental preparation, Setsuna grabbed the chrome handle and tipped the bucket up and over her head. The water splashed over Setsuna's head and down her pale body onto the cement stones. Setsuna spit some water out of her mouth and wiped some stray hair out of her eye. She shifted her modeling dildo for one last time and headed back to Taylor. Taylor took a few practice shots before turning to Setsuna. "Done?" Taylor inquired. Setsuna nodded and Taylor tapped her finger against her chin, which provoked a rather unwanted though from the samurai model. "Konoka...You do the same thing when I take you shopping... I'll have to ask if I can take Saturday off. I haven't hung out with you in a while." Setsuna sighed. Taylor seemed to not hear Setsuna because she continued to tap her finger against her chin. Finally, Taylor walked over to the pool and knelt down. "How about you get in the pool and kinda lay your head on the edge with you arms crossed?" Taylor called over her shoulder to Setsuna. Setsuna walked next to Taylor and slid into the pool with a small splash. Taylor moved back and lay on her stomach and focused her camera as Setsuna came into the screen. Setsuna did as Taylor had suggested and leaned her head on her hands on the edge of the pool . "Hey, the moons coming up. Do we need a light person over here?" Setsuna asked while maintaining her position. Taylor looked up, but looked back to her camera. "Nah, I want the moon reflected into the pool. Now if you could give the camera a sexy type grin that would be wonderful." Setsuna tipped her head down and glanced up at the camera. Taylor paused, snared by Setsuna's smile. It was very attractive, no wonder everyone thought she could go for sexiest man alive and not just the woman's award. Finally, Taylor snapped a few pictures before repositioning her camera. "Alright, lets move you onto the cement, laying on your side with one leg up and your hand supporting your face." Taylor advised as she checked the time on her watch. Setsuna yawned and pulled herself out of the water. While Taylor was checking the time Setsuna took the time to fix her modeling dildo before getting into position. "Your doing a great job. I usually have to fight models because they can't pose correctly, but your so easy to work with." Taylor praised as she scooted back further. Setsuna smiled and laughed at Taylor's praise. "Thank you. I get told that a lot, but are some of the model out there that bad?" Setsuna asked a little curious. Taylor pulled the camera from her face and nodded her head furiously. "Oh my god. Yes!" Setsuna smiled and Taylor put the camera back to her face and began snapping away.
A few hours later, Setsuna was back in her robe soaking wet sitting in Anna's office with Taylor. Anna looked up from Setsuna's old portfolio. "Any good shots?" Setsuna shrugged and rubbed her nose. Taylor smiled and stated "ANY? They were all good shots! I can see now why you all believe she can win that award!" Setsuna blushed under the hood of her robe. Anna smiled and held out her hand for the packet of photos in Taylor's lap. Taylor handed Anna the brown envelope and leaned back in her seat. Anna put a pair of glasses on and thumbed through the collection of photo's. Setsuna leaned over to get a look at the photos. Anna smiled and set the pile down. "Nice job. I"m sure these photos will make Setsuna here a shoe-in to beat Robert Pattinson!" Anna announced happily. Setsuna grabbed a picture off the top and looked at it. "Can I get a copy of this one Anna? Just to have around." Setsuna asked setting it back down onto the pile. Anna looked to Taylor questionably. "Of course she can!" Taylor said happily and grabbed the picture and stood up saying "Let me go make a copy." Both Setsuna and Anna nodded as the photographer left the room. Anna reached across the desk and grabbed Setsuna's shoulder. "It's for that Konoe girl, isn't it?" Setsuna nodded. "You going to sign it?" "Mhmm." "But, your not going to give it to her until you win that award?" "Yes." "But, none of your friends know? Minus Mana of course." "Nope." "They'll see you when you get the award. Don't you think you should tell them before so it isn't such a surprise?" "Nah." Anna shook her head, but before she could protest Taylor came back into the room with the picture in a black frame. "Thank you." Setsuna said grabbing the picture with one hand and a sharpie with another. Taylor muttered a "'Welcome." as she sat back down. Setsuna signed the photo and stood up. Anna also stood up to let Setsuna out of the office. "Good bye Anna, Taylor. I'll see you soon." Setsuna waved good bye as she began walking down the hall.
Within a few minutes Setsuna was back on the plane with Mana. The passenger compartment would have been pitch black if the neon green lights wouldn't be on. Setsuna would have liked it better if the lights didn't exist, but you take what you get. Mana didn't feel like messing with the pilot. "Too tired." she claimed while she polished her Berreta in the dim light. Setsuna rolled her eyes and yawned. Mana put her gun down in the isle and reclined back in her seat as she had done this morning. Setsuna followed Mana's example and leaned back in her chair. Within a few minutes both of them were almost asleep, but out of nowhere someone's phone rang. Setsuna bolted up and fingered her pocket. "WHO THE HELL IS CALLING THIS TIME OF-oh it's you.." Setsuna complained until she realized who it was. Mana raised an eyebrow as she watched Setsuna put her Droid to her ear. Setsuna stayed silent as the other person began talking. Mana turned to Setsuna. Setsuna began rubbing her arm nervously and blushed so hard the passenger compartment lit up more. Mana covered her mouth as she started to snicker. Setsuna pulled the phone away from her mouth, smacked Mana on her head and hissed "SHUT UP!" before returning the phone to her face. Setsuna began talking to the other person while putting her hand up to Mana's face. "Mhmmm. Yes Ojou-sama-i mean K-Kono-chan!" Mana moved closer so she could her the other person. She already knew who it was, but she wanted to hear the whole conversation.
"Set-chaaaaaaan~! You know I hate when you call me that!"
Mana smirked and Setsuna mouthed "you better not!", but it was too late. Man pulled the phone away from Setsuna just enough to yell "What? when she calls you West Vagina!"
"What? Set-chan what did you say?"
Setsuna's eye twitched as she pulled the phone back to her face before Mana could say anything else. Setsuna started making noises like the crunching of paper and yelled "WHAT? I CAN"T HEAR YOU! YOU'RE BREAKING-" and hung up. Mana sat back and looked Setsuna smugly. Setsuna was watching the window before she slowly turned around to face Mana. Setsuna looked at Mana for 5 seconds before saying "What the hell do you want!" Mana threw her hands up to cover her face while chanting "Nothingnothingnothing!" Setsuna glared at Mana "Good. That's what I thought." Setsuna said turning back to her window. Mana busted out laughing and wheezed out "Praise the lord! Praise the lord! Praise the lord!" The pilot grabbed his cup of coffee off the dash. "I hate my job." He muttered sipping a cup of coffee.
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Me:Oh yeah! I hope this is enough to pay for me being gone so long!
Setsuna: *rolls eyes* Trust me. This is enough.
Mana: I like it. I get to annoy people...and make dirty jokes!
Konoka: *yell from far away* SET-CHAN!
Me: *Screams like a little girl* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ITS KONO-ZILLA!
Me, Mana, & Setsuna: *Takes off running* GAICA! GAICA!
Mana: Remember to review!
Me: Yeah! What she said! Oh, and I love rush hour 2!
Setsuna: Keep running!
Me, Mana, & Setsuna: Bye!