A/N: Okay this is my first ever Bones fic.! I hope it's good. I tried to stay in character a best as possible Any feedback would be great! By the way, I'm aware the title is terrible.....it's the best me or my friend could think of. If you have an idea for a better one let me know! Thanks!

A/N2: I'd like to thank my awesome editor/best friend Ninjaeatcookie

Disclaimer: Not mine.

"Hey Bones?" Booth said taking his eyes off the road briefly and looking over at Brennan.

Turning away from the window to look at Booth, Brennan replied, "Yes Booth?"

"Why did you learn those all those kung-fu ninja moves and stuff?" Booth asked casually.

You mean martial arts and basic self-defense skills?" she asked raising an eyebrow.

"uh, yeah," Booth glanced back at the road. He was just trying to make small talk and learn a little more about his favorite forensic anthropologist in the process. He could tell he was in for one of her famous anthropological speeches.

"Self- defense is a very useful skill. People need to be able to defend themselves. In the Tang Dynasty around the year 850 the 'ninja' art of stealth, known as ninjustu and yamabushi, helped the Chinese armed forces excel in wars. Anthropologically speaking -"

"Wait, you're telling me ninjas have anthropological meaning?" Booth laughed.

"Yes," Brennan's voice raised an octave, "everything has anthropological significance. All society's and the events of the past affect life today. As humans-"

"Bones we're here." Booth stated glad he got out of hearing yet another long speech. Booth went around the other side of the car to open Brennan's door.

"I can open my own door Booth, I'm a perfectly capable woman. By the way, it's extremely impolite to interrupt." Bones stated walking towards the building.

"I did not interrupt!"

"You did! Twice!" they argued, they're voices getting higher.

Snorting, "Whatever." They made their way up to Sweets office.

"Is that the best comeback you can think of?" Brennan asked smugly.

"Bones, How do you even know what a good comeback is?" Booth asked in disbelief as they stepped into Sweets office.

"At least I don't have an obsession with ninjas." Brennan shrugged. They took their usual spots on the couch. Brennan crossed her arms over her chest.

Sweets have heard the last part of their argument was now amused and intrigued. "Who's obsessed with ninjas?" He asked the pair.

"Agent Booth," Brennan replied easily.

"What! No!" Booth exclaimed flabbergasted, looking between Brennan and Sweets.

Sweets smirked, "Why do you think that Dr. Brennan?"

"Because Booth brought up the subject of ninjas on the way over here out of the red and wouldn't let it go." She responded clearly enjoying the look of disbelief on Booth's face.

"Out of the blue, Bones. And i did not, i used it as an adjective. Aren't you a genius? You're the one who kept talking about it anyways." Booth said pointing a finger at her.

Sweets, still smirking, just leaned back into his chair, hands folded, observing his two favorite patients. 'They could turn anything into an argument,' he thought to himself.

Booth and Brennan have seemed to forgotten he was even there. Again.

"It's rude to point Booth," Brennan said looking at his finger in disgust.

Booth scoffed, "What are you, the manner's police? You do it all the time, besides, how am i the one who's obsessed with ninjas, when you're the one who knows their whole history complete with big fancy words!"

"No, there's no such thing. Booth, i am an anthropologist. I study all types cultures and eras." She stated clinically.

"You know what Bones, this is stupid." Booth concluded standing up and putting his hands in his pockets.

"It's okay to admit defeat Booth," Brennan said smiling and standing up as well.

"I did not lose, I merely ended the argument." Booth declared uneasily.

Brennan laughed softly at his defense. Booth grinned, the argument coming to an end, the partners were becoming more playful. This did not go unnoticed by Sweets. Before Sweets could comment, Booth's phone rang.

"Booth" he sighed. Booth always ignored his 'no cell phones' rule.

"Yes Sir. Be there in twenty," he said after listening to the the man on the other line for a minute or so. He closed his phone.

"Do we have a case?" Brennan asked, maybe a little hopeful.

"Yeah, you'll like this one" Booth replied, charm smile in place, raising his eyebrows up and down. Brennan smiled and shook her head.

"Let's go." Brennan said and they both turned towards the door, Booth's hand resting on the small of her back.

"Wait guys! Our session hasn't even started yet. We have a lot to discuss!" Sweets exclaimed quickly getting up from his chair.

"Oooh, sorry Sweets," Booth told the young doctor, his face scrunched in fake apology,

"Duty calls! Maybe next time." The partners exited the office and began to walk down the hall.

"Ah man, how does this always happen?" sweets asked the empty room in defeat. He took a seat again.

Sweets sighed. He could hear Brennan and Booth bickering down the hallway again.

"Maybe they're arguing about samurai squirrels this time," Sweets mused out loud, feeling a little better.