Chapter 1- A New Job


Hey, Guys! Me, DnB-Writers here! I just wanted you to know that this story may be never-ending; because i'll always have new ideas for "episodes" for this fanfic. So, without further ado, LET US BEGIN! P.S: THIS IS AN OC OF MY OWN DESIGN. NOT A RIP-OFF. THE PROFILE PIC IS MY SONIC OC NEXT TO MY ADVENTURE TIME OC.


1:58 PM-


It was 2:00 in the afternoon, and a bus pulled up to the national park bus stop. The doors opened, and a very navy-blue furred brown-eyed, dark-brown-front-haired hedgehog wearing nothing but fire-decal pants/trousers, dark-red shoes, golden bracers & gloves stepped off. His name was D The Hedgehog; and he was here for a new job application opening up at this park he found online. Their website said "Always on the search for new members!" in a speech bubble. He saw the open gates; and walked through them. There was a light-blue house in the clearing, but it looked really far away. Thanks to his gifted speed, he managed to clear it in seconds. As he slowed down to a stop, the place looked deserted. "Huh, nobody's around. Maybe I should walk inside?" D thought to himself. As he walked into the house, he saw a sign that said "Walk this way." It seemed to lead into the kitchen, and a door said "Go outside through here!" D did as the sign told him to, and ended up with... "Happy First Day!" 8 people announced to D. The eight people consisted of a blue jay, a small racoon, a gumball machine, a large-headed gentleman, a green-skinned man around D's size, a ghost with one hand, an fully-dressed billy-goat, and an albino gorilla wearing pants/trousers.

The gumball machine walked up to D and introduced everyone to him. "My name's Benson. It's probably shocking to see this... Anyway, that's Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man, Hi-5 Ghost, and Thomas. What's your name?" Benson asked. "It's D. D The Hedgehog!" said D. "Alright, everyone. Let's set up this guy's room!" Benson announced. Everybody then went upstairs to an empty room. It seemed a bit spacious at first, but seemed a little smaller afterwards. "This is your room. It's your choice to put anything you have in here. To start you off, here's a complimentary blanket and pillow. You'll have to buy your own bed." Benson told D. "Okay, Benson. See ya later!" said D. D got to work on his new room. He set up the blanket and pillow Benson gave him. As he was putting his things in a closet, Mordecai and Rigby came in to check. "So, how's your new room?" Mordecai asked, looking around. "Pretty good, guys. Sooo... I'm done here. Any work to do?" D asked. "Not really. But we GOTTA show him!" Rigby told Mordecai. "Show him wh- Oh, yeah!" Mordecai replied. "Show me what, exactly?" D asked.

2 minutes later...

D, Mordecai and Rigby were standing outside the coffee shop. "You took me me to a coffee shop. Was that it?" D said, looking a little peeved. "Not any coffee shop. THE coffee shop!" Rigby told D. "Come on, go inside." Mordecai told D. D agreed to it, and opened the door, walking down the stairs. "Afternoon, Margaret!" Mordecai said, walking down the stairs. "Hey, guys." Margaret replied, cleaning a cup. She didn't see D walk past, but Eileen did. As the three of them sat down at the table where Mordecai & Rigby usually sit, Eileen walked towards them. "Hey, Rigby!" Eileen greeted, waving. "Hi, Eileen. Have you ever seen... THIS GUY?" Rigby cried, dragging D into her view. "Hello... I'm new here. I got here like an hour ago..." D said, feeling embarrassed. He didn't really like to be dragged up into situations like this. "So, what would you guys like to order?" asked Margaret, pulling out a pad & pencil. "I'll have a jelly-filled doughnut, with a milky latte!" Rigby replied. "Better make that two." Mordecai added. Eileen wrote it all down and asked D, "And what are you getting?" "I'm not in the mood for coffee... How about a glass of water and a bagel?" D told Eileen. "Okay, your choice, guy." she replied, writing it down. She walked over to Margaret and was speaking with her quietly. "Is it me, or is that hedgehog cute?" Eileen whispered quietly to Margaret. "Yeah, I think so. But we're already with M & R! We've made our choices... But I have an idea. we'll invite him onto our dates with Mordecai & Rigby, and he'll just be the cool guy that comes with us." Margaret replied quietly. Eileen gave her the thumbs up afterwards.

"Here's the food, Eileen." Margaret said, giving Eileen a tray with the things that the three of them ordered. "Okay, here's your... Food?" Eileen said, confused where they all went to. She looked left & right carefully, and saw the three of them playing on the new arcade machine they installed- Broken Bonez 2: Hospital Is Not Enough. Mordecai & Rigby were chanting their usual stuff, while D was racking up the score. Suddenly, an explosion SFX came from the machine. "Five Bonez rating, 980,480 points. Top that, boys!" D taunted. "HEY! Who you callin' boys? We're in our 20's!" Rigby replied, enraged. "Move over, D. Let's see if we can beat it!" Mordecai replied, flexing his fingers. "Okay, my score's Rank 4. Let's see how far you get." D said, moving away. "Ooh, food's here!" D cried, digging into his bagel. In about five minutes, Mordecai & Rigby came over to D. "So; how far did you get?" D asked. "3 Bonez rating, Rank 8. How are you so good?" Rigby replied. "Practise. I played the game at EX6." D told the two . Suddenly, Rigby's radio started to receive a message. "YOU THREE, GET TO THE PARK! WE NEED YOUR HEL-" The radio then cut off. "That sounded like Benson!" Rigby said. The three of them quickly ran out of the door, and made it to the park house. "What's going on?" D asked, slightly panicking. Thomas ran up to them and said "A strange force has taken Benson! We tried everything, but he won't budge! You can get him to crack. The force is ouside. Try and beat it.". As the three of them walked outside, they saw Benson was being held hostage in some huge Gumball Machine. "GUYS! GET ME OUT!" Benson cried. "I have an idea! Let's break the glass!" Rigby said. "Yeah, but with what?" D asked. "With our voices!" Rigby shouted. "Me and Rigby, we're ALWAYS having a good time. Sooo... WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA..." Mordecai cried. Rigby joined in as well, and D thought it was a good idea too. Sooner or later, everybody started doing it too, and the machine started to rumble. The glass eventually started to crack, and then break apart. Benson flew out of the gumballs, and D caught him. "How'd you end up in there?" D asked, flustered. "An old enemy... Put me in this machine. It was payback for something I did years ago..." Benson told D. "Now, clean up this mess. Mordecai, Rigby, you too." Benson ordered, walking away. "You guys do this all the time?" asked D, grabbing a broom. "Oh, yeah..." Mordecai replied, sweeping. The three of them sighed, and got on with it...

Next chapter coming soon!