Author's blurb: Out of the three parodies of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" I created for this holiday season, this one is my favorite. Hope you enjoy, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
[Erine=Erik/Christine, I don't know how many phans use that. Monkey duets refers to the reprise of Masquerade before Christine leaves, and PNR = "Point of No Return."]
On the first day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
A smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the second day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the third day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes,
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Five "…LONG TO BE!"s
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Six rooftop sobfests,
Five "…LONG TO BE!"s
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Seven "Notes" smirks,
Six rooftop sobfests,
Five "…LONG TO BE!"s
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Eight calls for vengeance,
Seven "Notes" smirks,
Six rooftop sobfests,
Five "…LONG TO BE!"s
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Nine swordfight glares,
Eight calls for vengeance,
Seven "Notes" smirks,
Six rooftop sobfests,
Five "…LONG TO BE!"s
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Ten Red Death costumes,
Nine swordfight glares ,
Eight calls for vengeance,
Seven "Notes" smirks,
Six rooftop sobfests,
Five "…LONG TO BE!"s
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Eleven monkey duets,
Ten Red Death costumes,
Nine swordfight glares ,
Eight calls for vengeance,
Seven "Notes" smirks,
Six rooftop sobfests,
Five "…LONG TO BE!"s
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Butler gave to me:
Twelve PNRs,
Eleven monkey duets,
Ten Red Death costumes,
Nine swordfight glares ,
Eight calls for vengeance,
Seven "Notes" smirks,
Six rooftop sobfests,
Five "…LONG TO BE!"s
Four cape swishes,
Three Erine kisses,
Both of his eyes
And a smold'ring glance down the hallway!
Please check out my other versions of "The Twelve Days of Christmas," viewable on my profile! Thanks and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!