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Hermione Granger was being her usual know-it-all self when she reached the train station at platform 9 ¾ for the trio's last year at Hogwarts. She found Harry and Ron sitting in a compartment looking very suspicious … or she might have taken it in as pathetic. Harry had once again managed to muddle up his spectacles, it had happened so often that Hermione had stopped counting.

"Harry! Ron!" she shouted, "I've missed you both so much!" as she caressed them fiercely for a few minutes.

"WELL THEN! So sorry to brake up the happy threesome, but I just wanted to congratulate Harry and Ron on something." said the intruder interrupting their happy reunion.

"Well Malfoy out with it then." Ron said void of all emotion

He snickered

"I just thought I'd compliment you both on being even more pathetic and lovesick of that MUDBLOOD this year then you were in the past.

It was their last year at Hogwarts and they still were not immune to Malfoy's immature and ridiculing; better defined as torturous "humour".

"DRACO GET OUT THIS INSTANT BEFORE I PULVERIZE YOU!"

On this occasion it was Hermione who snapped, she couldn't take it any longer he had called her that ever since third year. Sure, Malfoy was popular (among Slytherins) and well… relatively handsome; his physique had improved over the years not to mention that hair. …But he was not going to get away with this, this time no matter how pretty his face was,

-Malfoy didn't budge. -

SMACK!!

"OWWWW!!" Malfoy screamed "That hurt!"

"Well" Hermione hissed "let me think…why did I do that again, maybe if I repeated my actions it might come back to me…"

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT" Malfoy whimpered "I'M LEAVING!!!"

He was true to his word leaving while uttering several nasty profanities towards muggles. Ron and Harry stood there for a minute in awe replaying what Hermione had just done.

"Hermione remind us never to get on your bad side!" Harry said loudly.

Hermione realized that both her friends looked very dishevelled. She giggled at the sight.

"What happened to you boys?" Hermione questioned

They grunted.

"Well," Harry started "It might have had something to do with Fred tampering with the brakes of our trolleys when they saw us off…"
"Or maybe it was George when he replaced our Cauldron Cakes with their new prototype of exploding ones!" interrupted Ron angrily.

Hermione couldn't help but laugh it was all too much. Then they all joined in it went quickly from a laugh to very uncivilized snorts. It continued this way until they were inside the castle.

I swear it gets better no worries just hang in there for a few chapters so I can get my plot straight! Hehehehe thank you dear ValdeScriptor (A.K.A: XtemeAuthor) 4 being my most dedicated and of course obsessive beta on the planet (you sleeveen) lol. Ummmm I can't wait 4 the casby's (Canadian artists selected by you) and please read and review I beg of you without you; I will perish after losing my sanity. …Hehehe ;)

-Paris (A.K.A. : ParisGuinOphimmmmJACOB or Esurio-Declamatio-Allecto)