Authors Note: It's more of a reality check then a parody, but it has it's moments. It's short, so don't expect too much from it. If you don't like it, don't read it and tell me how pathetic I am… I'm not the one getting their last names wrong, now am I? But, if you do. I will be laughing my ass off that people get so worked up over some thing that took like three minutes to write. P.S. Any grammer or spelling errors or typo's? Oh Well!

BRENDA.

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"A Camp Rock Parody, And Reality Check."

"Hey, Jason, Nate!" Shane Gray called over his two band mates.

"Yoooo! Shane! I am obsessed with getting a bird house!" Jason said happily.

Nate rolled his eyes. "Would you give up on the bird house, already?"

"Guys! That Mitchie chick used me! Her Mom doesn't work for Hot Tunes China! And her smile is soooo ugly!" Shane cried out, annoyed.

"Maaaaaan! Tess Tyler is sooo hott, too bad she's too self absorbed." He Added.

"And she's all bitchy." Nate added nodding his head.

"Like I am an ass hole! Or I was until a three second conversation with a freak, poser in flour made me act all nicey, nicey." Shane said before rolling his eyes.

"Yeahhh! And people on fan fiction write about you and that freak being in love!" Jason said nodding his head, oblivious to the annoyance of 'that freak.'

"Yeah, you two are 'Smitchie' it sounds like some thing Jason would name a pimple!" Nate said before shuddering.

"Ewwww! I know right, and they think were brothers!" Shane said disgusted.

"What?!?! We don't even have the last name!" Nate said as he shook his head.

"I know! You two's name was never mentioned in the movie!" Shane said nodding his head.

Nate and Jason gasped.

"So people have been relating us to you?!?! NOOOO!" Nate cried before he started sobbing.

"None of us are related, though..." Jason trailed off confused.

Shane rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Hey, did you ever make that bird house that I mention every three seconds?" Jason asked curiously. Shane scoffed and shook his head while Nate continued sobbing if fear of being related to Shane and Jason.

"The End."

Authors Note: It is utterly annoying when people think that the guys of "Connect 3" are related! They Aren't! Nate and Jason's last names were never mentioned in the movie! And Nate referred to Shane's Uncle Brown as SHANE'S Uncle Brown. Not THEIR Uncle Brown. And Shane's whole jerk phase was over way too quickly.

BRENDA.

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