tittle: the gaara and sasuke talk show

ok this is my first talk show and i think my last if you like it tell me for i can make more

me: welcome to the gaara and sasuke talk show now here comes gaara and sasuke the topic today is yaoi

gaara: hello everybody welcome to our talk show!!!!!!!!!

sasuke: hows everyone

gaara: ok lets go on with our topic yaoi

sasuke: why are we doing this topic??

gaara: we have to sasuke-kun so deal with it

sasuke: ok now on with the topic gaara-kun

gaara: thank you sasuke-kun we are here to talk about this topic because there's a lot of parings in this...

sasuke: how many gaara-kun

gaara: am not really sure sasuke-kun but i know some of them

sasuke: can you tell me gaara-kun

gaara: ok well there's gaara x deidara,gaara x neji,gaara x sasuke.

sasuke: what they have us as a paring!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

gaara: yes sasuke-kun is it a problem to you

sasuke: no not at all gaara-kun

gaara: ok sasuke-kun but you were going to jump out of your skin

sasuke: no am fine

gaara: ok whatever

sasuke: ok back to the topic

gaara: yes the topic almost forgot ok some of yaoi and the parings in it came by some pics or of what if

sasuke: what do you mean of the what if?

gaara: well sasuke-kun some people that wach tv show's and see two boys like me and you and then they say what if they can become lovers something like that sasuke-kun

sasuke: ok gaara-kun

gaara: like i was saying some people ask these things and they may be happy about it because they maybe the best two there or something like that oh sasuke-kun do you have something to say to that

sasuke: -daydreaming- ahhhh...ahhhh.aahhhh s...sasuke no more...ahhh gaara yelled oh come on gaara a little more just one more sasuke said while he thurst in to gaara ahhhhhhhhhh...

gaara: sasuke-kun...sasuke-kun...sasuke-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!! -hits sasuke over the head-

sasuke: what gaara-kun?

gaara: well i was calling your name for like about two mins and you didn't say nothing so i hit you...what are you looking at?

sasuke: oh nothing gaara-kun nothing

gaara: what were you thinking about sasuke-kun???

sasuke: oh -blushing- n-nothing at all

gaara: why are you blushing?

sasuke: gaara we have to go back to the topic

gaara: oh yes the topic ok nows the part of the show that i ask you all about what you think sasuke was thinking about

sasuke: WHEN WAS THAT PART OF THE SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

gaara: well i made it up so it is now

sasuke: ok just pick somebody

gaara: - looking and picks me- ummm... chanel!!!

sasuke: what!!!!!!!! she was the one that made this story

gaara: so she has a part in this too

me: thats right emo baka

sasuke: oh this is just great

gaara: ok chanel-kun what do you think on what sasuke was thinking

me: well gaara i think i know what sasuke was thinking about...

sasuke: don't tell him chanel or i will kill you

me: well gaara sasuke was thinking of fucking you

gaara: -blushing- why was he thinking about that

me: well you had to say about the yaoi parings i guess he liked gaara x sasuke

sasuke: am going to kill you chanel

me: you can't we ran out of time

sasuke: oh... ok see ya guys have a good night

gaara: yay have a good night and all see you in the next show

me: i hope sasike will not be thinking of you like that

( ok am done i hope it was long it looks like it on my notepad so i hope it is and tell my if you guys like it oh anf my friend said to tell you that i made more stories first there moonlight shadow and i can see a lot from you and other story that is comeing out soon is called good morning ok see you later)