Helloooooooooooooooo fans!

This would probably be a fic you would never expect to see in the game or whatever. This is my own writing of how Lilly pissed off the three main characters and their groups (well, except Chris anyway). ENJOY!

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When Worlds Collide

By R2K2J

Summary: The first part of When Worlds Collide. Pushing around Geddoe, gets on Jacques' nerves and taking Ace and Joker as her servants until Samus and Reed come back from vacation. Is it up to Queen to save them from Lilly Pendragon?

Disclaimer: I don't own Suikoden 3.

Warning: Known to suck eggs prior to first chapter.

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Chapter 1: The Fearsome Pendragon

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Things seemed pretty quiet at Budehuc Castle. Geddoe was in his room, putting on his clothes after he took a morning bath. He thought, for once, he could have one silent day in the castle without Ace in his face annoying him. As he walked out to the castle halls, he decided a little fresh air might do him good. He was about to push the doors and go outside. Instead, he got the door in his face. Literally.

"Where in the world could those two have gone!" It was none other than the meanest, hot-tempered girl in Budehuc Castle, Lilly Pendragon. Some of the people just happen to call her 'the Dragon' just because of her hot-temperedness. If someone were to draw a picture, the artist would actually add flames coming out of her mouth.

Meanwhile, Geddoe had tasted wood from the door after that little incident. "I'm going to kill her…" he muffled, since his mouth was still plastered on the door.

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Jacques, the almost silent one of the Twelfth Unit was still in his usual habit of going up trees when he had the time. Indeed, he was in a tree with the birds. He loves to wander off most of the time. Most of the time, he would either be asleep, keeping to himself all the time or hiding and helping at the same time. Currently, he was enjoying the view of Budehuc's lake.

But even silence can be broken in an instant. "Jacques! Jacques! Where are you?" It was Geddoe. He looked down, Geddoe was looking up. "I need you! Could you come down for a second?" So Jacques did. Once he reached the ground, he asked, "What do you want me to hunt down?"

"Nothing. It's Lilly Pendragon. She's looking for Samus and Reed. Have you seen them? Please say you did."

"Sorry. I haven't seen them. I was up on this tree all…" Before he could finish his sentence, Lilly appeared and pushed Geddoe aside, face first into the same tree Jacques used.

"Jacques! Finally, I found you. I need you to do a few things for me." Lilly pulled Jacques by the arm and away from Geddoe and the tree that he used.

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Ace and Joker. What can anyone say about them? One was an accountant; the other was a martial artist. They were relaxing in the bar. Ace had ordered at least 3 beers so early in the morning, after receiving his breakfast at Mamie's restaurant. Joker was just sitting across the accountant.

"So have you heard any news today, Ace?" Joker asked.

"Yeah. Samus and Reed are on a vacation. Lilly's gotta be mad about that if she ever hears or reads the newspaper."

"Not like she'll ever read it." Joker said, and the both laughed. A few minutes later, Geddoe, after taking his second trip to doctor Tuta's clinic, entered the bar and ordered one beer from Anne, the bartender. He then sat down at the same table with Ace and Joker.

"Hey, Captain. What happened? It felt like you rammed into something, twice." Ace commented.

"Actually, the first one rammed into my face, the other occasion I rammed. Have you seen Samus and Reed?"

"From the news, they took a vacation." At the moment Joker said that, the door opened to reveal a very familiar face to Geddoe. Lilly, once again, stomped into the bar, searching for her two servants. At the exact time, Geddoe ran out of the bar.

Lilly sighed and then said, "Where can those two be?" Then she turned to spot Ace and Joker. The both of them didn't take notice. She sat herself down at their table, acting all sweet and kind.

"Oh no, you don't! Don't even think about it for one second, Lilly Pendragon! We will not be your servants!"

"Would you do it for, let's say, 10000 potch?" She proposed.

"We'll do it!" Ace quickly agreed.

"Hey, hey! I don't want to be her servant! Not hers, anyway!"

"But it's the only way to get quick money for the boss, Joker." He whispered in Joker's ear.

"Oh, okay." The two then left the bar with Lilly in front of them.

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Geddoe was starting to have second thoughts about this day. Everything that happened today ended up with him having a depression in his face. As he walked through the halls again, he found Jacques leaning against a wall, eyes closed.

"Jacques, what happened with Lilly?" Jacques tried not to think of the things that Lilly made him do. But then he had to say it.

"I had to wash dishes, clean and dry clothes, exercise restraint, hunt rabbits and wild boars, and be an acrobat. You know, normal stuff. But she's starting to get on my nerves." Joining those two were Ace and Joker.

"Well, that was one hard dame to impress. But look!" He took out a bag of money. "At least we got some money to go around!"

"And let me guess," Jacques said, "you were rammed in the face twice."

"You could say that…" Geddoe said, embarrassed since he was the captain of the Twelfth Unit.

"Well, what are we supposed to do? She can't keep this up forever." Ace said.

"Hey, what're you guys doing here?" a voice said. A woman's voice and it was none other than Queen, the only person Lilly hasn't tortured. The guys all turned and looked at her, strangely. "What?"

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To Be Continued

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