A/N: I actually wrote some of this in a different context for someone else, but heck, I'll make it a Seddie story.(:
A/N2: This is a one-shot. I don't plan on continuing it. Rated T for some foul language.
Background: Freddie is dating another girl. Sam doesn't like it. She writes a note on Facebook that only she can view.
Lmao. This one's for Freddie - though he'll probably never see it.
1. How we met: You stalked Carly! We were bound to meet at some point!
2. If you died: I'd laugh my butt off. xD Nub! Got himself killed! Sheesh, could you be anymore nubbier?
3. Who you are to me: You WERE one of my best friends besides Carly, but if you ever found out, my reputation would be blown. Now though? I don't even consider you an acquaintance because that would mean I'd have to be nice to you and all that chizz- which will never happen!
4. What I like best about you: Your laugh. It was...nice...and it was irresistable as in I'd laugh along even if I didn't get what exactly we were laughing about half the time. Too bad you changed even that this year! :P Remember? You started to make it more high-pitched and just plain weird - simply because you thought it was funny and addicting, and it made your dear girlfriend laugh a lot. I'll admit it was the first time. Afterwards though? No. It was just as stupid as your new girlfriend. I actually kind of liked your old laugh better.
5. What I dislike about you: Your new attitude towards me! You suck nowadays. It's almost as though you forget about me while you're with your precious girlfriend.
6. I wish: That we were still best friends – friends at least! Heck! I'll even take being just mere acquaintances (people that knew each other well in the past, but only greet each other nowadays). [Gosh, I AM pathetic.] But, no! You don't even bother looking in my direction these days. Instead, you're just following your girlfriend all over the place – drooling after her like some sort of lost puppy!
7. Favorite memory of us: Aha, now there's most assuredly too many to tell! But I'll pick one out, just for you: Remember that one time I gave you a wedgie and yelled at you for taking my ham? Aha, now that was funny! Well….for me at least. :D -sigh- Good times.
8. My first impression of you: Nub! Dork! Freak! Ugh, what a weirdo! (I had such small foul words back then. xD Today, I'd probably portray you as a "Bastard!" "F***er!" "Nub!" etc.)
9. Do I dare you to put this as your status: You'll never see it, so I can't really dare you to. Heck, no one' but me is ever seeing this note or I'll beat the chizz out of them! :P
I miss you, Freddifer.
-Your Sam? (Haha, that's nubby! xD Thus, I definitely LOVE the title.)
Review! Please?