The Other Side of Legolas
By Fashion Accessory
Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with LotR. Their Tolkien's.
He skips through the forest so jolly and merry,
Little does he know he looks like a fairy?
He braids his hair twice every day,
That makes him seem all the more gay.
He rides on a horse saddle,
As he flees from great battles
He's a cluts, yes a ditz,
Yeah, he sometimes gives me the shits.
But under that womanly style of his,
You gotta love him for the girl that he is.
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