FOOD
Dudley's Ode to Food
Food, Food,
I Love those eats.
I want some cake,
But I hate those beets.
Mum, Dad,
I hope you agree,
That Starches and sugars,
Are best for me.
Harry, Wizards,
Conjure me these,
Pixie Stix, Twix's,
But nothing with leaves (a/n
I was referring to lettuce etc.)
Everyone, Everywhere,
Listen to moi,
Give me your sweets,
Or I'll take your dog.
I want candy,
Everyday,
Even those Ton-Toffees,
Won't be thrown away.
So if you are listening,
Show pity to me,
I need food, food, food, food,
OR I'LL GO INSANE,
BWAHAHAHA,
Did I wreck your mood?