Disclaimer: Not mine, don't own it. Just borrowed. Please don't sue. All other ideas are mine. Thanks
Beach Babe
by Princess Priscilla Maxwell
Muffled cries of pain and masses of thick chestnut brown hair came from under a fluffy blue towel. For Wufei it was not hard to guess who was under there cursing about never coming to the beach ever again.
"I will never ever EVER come to the beach again!"
"As if Maxwell." said a Chinese accented voice from a shower stall. "It was your idea to come here!"
"Well sorry for! OUCH! Making the wrong decision, I kind of forgot how much I hated the way my hair knots up afterwards."
"Not to mention the sand going up your ass crack."
A short silence ensued the statement.
"You got sand up your ass crack?" Duo asked disbelievingly. "Wow, were you um, if you don't mind me asking, making out with Sally in the sand dunes or something?"
Wufei thanked his lucky stars that Duo's head was still under the towel as his face was now as red as a perfectly ripe tomato.
"GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER MAXWELL!"
"I think I hit a nerve." The satisfaction in that statement was evident.
"Who hit a nerve?"
"Ah! Great timing Yuy! Now go tell your lover over there to get his mind of the gutter.
"Actually I wanted to have a word with him myself."
Wufei detected a sense of agitation from the way his friend spoke about his boyfriend. Heero never got upset or angry at Duo, unless one of his silly pranks had gone over the limits. The Chinese wondered what the American had done this time.
"Hey Heero a little help here? I'm all tangled up."
"Why should I after what you did to me?"
"Me?" Came the innocent reply. "What did I ever do to you?"
"You know exactly what you did."
Finally finished with his shower, Wufei stepped out of the stall looking for his clothes. What he saw almost gave the healthy young boy a heart attack.
Heero Yuy was posing in front of the mirror.
"What on earth are you doing!"
"This baka here decided that it would be funny to bury me in sand while I was trying to get a tan."
"So what seems to be the problem?"
Heero took a deep breath and pointed to the dark and light patches all over his arms, legs and body. He composed himself and spoke in a controlled voice.
"I now have a very uneven tan thanks to him."
Quickly, Duo peeked his head out from under his towel and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"Oh this is precious! Gotta camera Wu? Oh man is this precious. We so need to get a shot of this."
"DUO! I really wanted to get a proper even tan. You've completely ruined my mission our holiday."
Duo pouted. "I thought your mission for the holiday was to be happy. Not the tan."
"Mission incomplete."
"Oh poof 'Ro. You can always get an even tan at a salon for less than a hundred credits."
Silence
"Keep up with modern technology!" Duo rolled his eyes. "Its called spray on tan. Ask for it next time we pass DaveDeb's salon. Trust me. They'll turn you into the ultimate beach babe."
Owari