Title: Brittany Knows Best Part 1

Author: blaineandsamevanderson

Paring: Pre-Blaine/Sam, Brittany/Sam, possible Blaine/Sam/Brittany

Rating: G

Summary: Prompt: Brittany decides that Blaine needs to be happy again (he's sad when Kurt makes his relationship with Adam official) and, since Sam made her happy when she and Santana broke up, thinks he can do the same. Plus, she's not stupid and thinks that Blam would be so hot.

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn't always understand what I say and I don't always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

Sometimes Brittany wondered why boys were so dumb about simple stuff. Even the smart ones. Her Unicorn was very smart, then he came home for Mr. Shue's sad not wedding, had kisses and sexytime with her Dolphin and then went back to New York and, a few days later, changed his Facebook status to Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Adam Crawford.

As much as he tried to pretend, as many times as he insisted he and Kurt were just friends, Brittany knew better. She could see the hurt and longing in Blaine's eyes and didn't want him to start guzzling coffee and Cheetos or shave his head. His hair could be a little scary, but it wasn't that bad.

She wanted her Dolphin to be happy. At first, she thought she'd set him up on a date, the only other gay teenage boy she knew was Sebastian Smythe and he was not Dolphin compatible. He was one of those Electric Eels and Dolphins and Eels were natural enemies.

Then it hit her. When she had been so sad, it was Sam who made her smile again. He wanted Blaine to be happy too, she'd seen him watching her Dolphin with worried eyes. Between the two of them, they could totally make Blaine happy!

As a half Dolphnicorn, she knew these things.

Striding into Glee a little early, she was surprised to see Sam and Blaine already there, sitting together, Sam talking quickly about something that made Blaine nod, but he looked so tired and sad… Nope.

It was time to act.

With purpose, she walked over to them and, after giving Sam quick kiss on the cheek, she sat herself on Blaine's lap, putting her arms around his shoulders.

Confused, because boys were like that, Blaine said, "Hi Brittany… What are you doing?"

"You need more cuddles," as she told him firmly. "And, since I'm a genius, I know you boys are too silly to realize this. Sam, you should switch places with me. You give the best snuggles!"

Blaine just stared at her with wide eyes as Sam said, "I think I'm too big to sit on Blaine's lap."

"Oh," she replied, considering this before nodding. "He could sit on your lap! That's even better. All wrapped up in your arms and warm."

This time, Sam shrugged agreeably (because he was smarter than he knew and understood even if he didn't really) and Blaine burst out laughing, smiling a real smile before he said, "You two are crazy!"

"It's not crazy!" she replied with a grin and hopped up, turning and holding out her hands. "Up!"

"Brittany, I'm not going to sit on Sam's lap!" Blaine chuckled and Sam pouted and held out his own arms.

"What? I don't deserve a cuddle?" Sam said, making grabby hands at Blaine, who responded by swatting at him.

Being awesome, Sam caught Blaine's hands and, acting quickly, Brittany dove in, heaving the smaller boy up out of his seat and onto her boyfriend's lap. Both boys laughed, clearly surprised and she planted herself atop Blaine's thighs, raising her hands in triumph.

"I feel like monkey in the middle," Blaine snorted, pink cheeked and bright eyed and Brittany twisted, throwing one arm around Sam and the other around Blaine. Sam's arms wrapped around them both, warm and strong and, after a moment, Blaine hugged them back.

"Awesome," Sam said. "Hugs from my two favorite people!"

Blaine didn't say anything, but Brittany could feel him relaxing, letting himself lean into Sam's embrace and she could see the real smile on his face.

Clearly, her plan was off to an awesome start!