A tribute to a breathing thing [aka Gimli]

by Caleniawen

This is a short song I wrote about Gimli the dwarf. Not for fanatic Gimli fans. Because.. it's kind of mean.

He loves axes & caves
Gimli, the dwarf
He got an IQ of 10
Gimli the dwarf
And better yet,
he's a breathing thing!

He loves his cousin Balin
Gimli the dwarf
But Little Did He know
Gimli the dwarf
His beloved cousin
had been dead for years

There was rottening corpses
Gimli the dwarf
But you didn't get the hint
Gimli the dwarf
rottening corpses usually means bad,
even in mines