Author's Note: I am working on two projects: chapter five of In the Still of the Night (entitled 'While the World is in Slumber') and 'Lady Aeris's Quest,' which is a series of chattexts between Aeris Gainesborough and various Final Fantasy characters. These projects have completely destroyed my sanity (if indeed I had any to begin with) so I am writing an FFX song parody. Sue me.
Disclaimers: 'Lucky' belongs to Britney Spears. FFX belongs to Squaresoft. Please don't sue.
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MAGUS
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Every morning, summon up
Whack, whack, whack, straight-nine score
It's time for fighting, sister-style
It's them Yuna's waiting for
They go . . .
Aren't they deadly, these bumblebee girls?
And they say . . .
Chorus:
They're the Magus, sister stars
And they cast, cast, cast all those magic spells, thinking
"If there's nothing missing in Yuna's life
Why won't she let us sleep at night?"
Keep up the battles, Seymour, dream
'Cause there's no one there who'll shake them up
And the spells are spinning, and they keep on winning
But tell me, what happens if they quit?
They go . . .
Aren't they deadly, these bumblebee girls?
And they say . . .
Chorus:
They're the Magus, sister stars
And they cast, cast, cast all those magic spells, thinking
"If there's nothing missing in Yuna's life
Why won't she let us sleep at night?"
"Most powerful Aeon? The answer is . . . Magus Sisters!"
"I'm Rydia Drake from The Daily Caller, standing outside the Coliseum waiting for the Sisters."
"Oh Yevon . . . here they come!"
Aren't they deadly, those bumblebee girls?
They are the Magus, but can they be stopped?
If there's nothing missing in Yuna's life
Why can't they rest at night?
They're the Magus, sister stars
And they cast, cast, cast all those magic spells, thinking
"If there's nothing missing in Yuna's life
Why won't she let us sleep at night?"
Disclaimers: 'Lucky' belongs to Britney Spears. FFX belongs to Squaresoft. Please don't sue.
_______________________________________
MAGUS
__________________
Every morning, summon up
Whack, whack, whack, straight-nine score
It's time for fighting, sister-style
It's them Yuna's waiting for
They go . . .
Aren't they deadly, these bumblebee girls?
And they say . . .
Chorus:
They're the Magus, sister stars
And they cast, cast, cast all those magic spells, thinking
"If there's nothing missing in Yuna's life
Why won't she let us sleep at night?"
Keep up the battles, Seymour, dream
'Cause there's no one there who'll shake them up
And the spells are spinning, and they keep on winning
But tell me, what happens if they quit?
They go . . .
Aren't they deadly, these bumblebee girls?
And they say . . .
Chorus:
They're the Magus, sister stars
And they cast, cast, cast all those magic spells, thinking
"If there's nothing missing in Yuna's life
Why won't she let us sleep at night?"
"Most powerful Aeon? The answer is . . . Magus Sisters!"
"I'm Rydia Drake from The Daily Caller, standing outside the Coliseum waiting for the Sisters."
"Oh Yevon . . . here they come!"
Aren't they deadly, those bumblebee girls?
They are the Magus, but can they be stopped?
If there's nothing missing in Yuna's life
Why can't they rest at night?
They're the Magus, sister stars
And they cast, cast, cast all those magic spells, thinking
"If there's nothing missing in Yuna's life
Why won't she let us sleep at night?"