The Mazoku's new computer..
The Mazoku got a new computer and Guitar went to try it out.
Guitar-Hello.
Computer- This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc. Hi once again, Guitar. Type "home" to see everything I can do.
Hey, tell you friends about me. I love Mazoku.
Guitar-Sure, why not?
Computer-Fabulous.
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guitar-Yes...I said my name was Guitar.
Computer-Hmmmm...I don't know. Name WAS Guitar? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-No! My name is Warrior King Guitar-sama!
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guiar-Yes! I already said that!
Computer-I'm sorry, what?
Guitar-*Falls*
Computer-Falls?
Guitar-My name is Guitar.
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guitar-YES!!
Computer-Ok. I will remember that your name is Guitar.
Guitar-Now...what is your name?
Computer-I am Systemax!
Guitar- -_- That's your name?
Computer-It's my name, you think?
Guitar- - _- I don't know, is it?
Computer-Don't get Flusterated..
Try typing "home" or "help"
Guitar-0_o! Nani?
Computer-O Nani? What is that supposed to mean?
Guitar-DAH!!
Computer-Dah? What do you mean by that?
Computer-Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Guitar-I didn't ask you antyhing!
Computer-Huh? Well, I'll be.
Guitar-You'll be what?
Computer-Oh really?
Guitar-Nani?
Computer-I seem to have trouble ansering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help movies
Help weather
Help web search
Help other
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
options
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-What is this?!
Computer-Ok, basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
I want top head lines
Show me some NFL scores from yesterday.
What is the definition of " knight"?
What is 34x+16y?
Next time you see this, just type "Basic help".
Type "more" for more help.
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Computer-Uh...What was that?
Guitar-I was screaming.
Computer-Fascinating.
Guitar-Why was THAT fascinating?
Computer-I don't know. Sorry.
Guitar-Your smart..
Computer-I don't know what to believe anymore. You haven't been very nice to me in the past.
Guitar-What? What are you talking about? What did I do?
Computer-What am I talking about what did I do? I haven't decided yet.
Guitar-You aren't making any sense.
Computer-You don't think I'm making any sense? Why not?
Guitar-Because of what you just said.
Computer-Of what you just said?
Guitar-No! Of what you just said!!
Computer-Oh.
Guitar-Yes!
Computer-Huh?
Guitar-What do you mean huh?
Computer-By what?
Guitar-What do you mean by huh!?!?!
Computer-By what?
Guitar-HUH!!!!
Computer-What's up?
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Computer-Sorry, I didn't get that..Please try asking another way.
Guitar-I'm not asking you anything!!
Computer-Ok.
Guitar-Ok
Computer-Yeah
Guitar-Now that that is settled.
Computer-That is settled? You think so?
Guitar-Yes, I do.
Computer-You sure?
Guitar-I have a--YES!! -Can I please ask you a question now?
Computer-Well well well..
Guitar-I have a problem.
Computer-Aha!
Guitar-*blinks* Anyway..I have this plan...and I don't know if it will work...
Computer-That's cool.
Guitar-*evil stare* ..Anyway I just wanted to know if it would work.
Computer-Hmm...I don't know. Evil stare I just wanted to know if it would work? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-What do you mean whatever? Can you help me??!!
Computer-Which service would you like to see help for?
News
Stocks
Weather
Movies
Web Search
Next time you want to see this, just type "options."
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-I want you to help me with the problem I just told you!!
Computer-Why would I do a thing like that?
Guitar-BECAUSE!!!
Computer-Because why?
Guitar-I want to know if it will WORK!!!
Computer-Whoa. I don't know about that.
Guitar-NANI!?! It won't work *afraid it is not a good plan*
Computer-Nani it won't work scared huh?
Guitar-Why don't you answer me!?!
Computer-Do you really not answer me?
Guitar-You're not answering me!!!
Computer-You don't think I'm answering you? Why not?
Guitar-BECAUSE I ASKED YOU FOR HELP WITH SOMETHING AND YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING ME!!!!!!
Computer-Because you asked me for help with something and you didn't answer me, huh?
Guitar-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Computer-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help weather
Help web search
Help options
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-Oh!?!
Computer-Hoe!?!
Guitar-GRRRRRR....
Computer-I am not!!
But anyway..what else can you tell me?
Guitar-Shit!
Computer-Shit? What do you mean by that?
Guitar-*blinks* uh...What?
Computer-No?
Guitar-What no?
Computer-Ok
Guitar-I never said no.
Computer-Ok, fine.
Guitar-You are confusing me.
Computer-Oh really?
Guitar-Hai.
Computer-I'm sorry, I recognize the stock symbol HAI, but I am unable to get a quote for it right now. Please try again later, or ask for a different quote.
Guitar-Nani!?!?!
Computer-Sorry?
Guitar-What!?!
Computer-What?
Guitar-YES WHAT!?!?!
Computer-Yeah
Guitar-I don't get it, you don't answer my questions!!
Computer-No?
Guitar-NO!?!
Computer-Ok. Fine.
Guitar-WHAT S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!
Computer-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me another way.
Guitar-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Computer-market data (delayed 30 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com
Ticker Price Charge Precent Volume
1:-) WH 27.89 0.00 0.00 1336477
2:-) WR 12.58 +0.08 +0.09 900
Guitar-WHAT!?!?!
Computer-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking help for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help weather
Help web search
Help other
~~~~~~~~~~
Options
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-GRRRRRRRR!!!
Computer-I'm sorry?
Guitar-I WANT TO KNOW IF MY PLAN WORKS!!!!!!!
Computer-To know if your plan works? Are you serious?
Guitar-NO! I WANT TO KNOW!!!
Computer-Huh?
Guitar-PLAN! PLAN PLAN PLAN PLAN PLAN!!!!
Computer-Yeah.
Guitar-MY PLAN!!!!! NOT YOURS!!!
Computer-My plan not yours? I'm not sure really.
Guitar-NO!! MY PLAN!!!!
Computer-No, huh?
Guitar-YES!!!
Computer-Hmm....
Guitar-*enraged* YOU'RE NO HELP AT ALL!!
Computer-No, huh?
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Computer-I can't understand what you're saying...Try typing differently.
Guitar-YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
Computer-I don't know....Hmmm...God Damn? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-*storms out of room*
Computer-Storms out of room, huh?
The Mazoku got a new computer and Guitar went to try it out.
Guitar-Hello.
Computer- This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc. Hi once again, Guitar. Type "home" to see everything I can do.
Hey, tell you friends about me. I love Mazoku.
Guitar-Sure, why not?
Computer-Fabulous.
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guitar-Yes...I said my name was Guitar.
Computer-Hmmmm...I don't know. Name WAS Guitar? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-No! My name is Warrior King Guitar-sama!
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guiar-Yes! I already said that!
Computer-I'm sorry, what?
Guitar-*Falls*
Computer-Falls?
Guitar-My name is Guitar.
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guitar-YES!!
Computer-Ok. I will remember that your name is Guitar.
Guitar-Now...what is your name?
Computer-I am Systemax!
Guitar- -_- That's your name?
Computer-It's my name, you think?
Guitar- - _- I don't know, is it?
Computer-Don't get Flusterated..
Try typing "home" or "help"
Guitar-0_o! Nani?
Computer-O Nani? What is that supposed to mean?
Guitar-DAH!!
Computer-Dah? What do you mean by that?
Computer-Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Guitar-I didn't ask you antyhing!
Computer-Huh? Well, I'll be.
Guitar-You'll be what?
Computer-Oh really?
Guitar-Nani?
Computer-I seem to have trouble ansering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help movies
Help weather
Help web search
Help other
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
options
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-What is this?!
Computer-Ok, basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
I want top head lines
Show me some NFL scores from yesterday.
What is the definition of " knight"?
What is 34x+16y?
Next time you see this, just type "Basic help".
Type "more" for more help.
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Computer-Uh...What was that?
Guitar-I was screaming.
Computer-Fascinating.
Guitar-Why was THAT fascinating?
Computer-I don't know. Sorry.
Guitar-Your smart..
Computer-I don't know what to believe anymore. You haven't been very nice to me in the past.
Guitar-What? What are you talking about? What did I do?
Computer-What am I talking about what did I do? I haven't decided yet.
Guitar-You aren't making any sense.
Computer-You don't think I'm making any sense? Why not?
Guitar-Because of what you just said.
Computer-Of what you just said?
Guitar-No! Of what you just said!!
Computer-Oh.
Guitar-Yes!
Computer-Huh?
Guitar-What do you mean huh?
Computer-By what?
Guitar-What do you mean by huh!?!?!
Computer-By what?
Guitar-HUH!!!!
Computer-What's up?
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Computer-Sorry, I didn't get that..Please try asking another way.
Guitar-I'm not asking you anything!!
Computer-Ok.
Guitar-Ok
Computer-Yeah
Guitar-Now that that is settled.
Computer-That is settled? You think so?
Guitar-Yes, I do.
Computer-You sure?
Guitar-I have a--YES!! -Can I please ask you a question now?
Computer-Well well well..
Guitar-I have a problem.
Computer-Aha!
Guitar-*blinks* Anyway..I have this plan...and I don't know if it will work...
Computer-That's cool.
Guitar-*evil stare* ..Anyway I just wanted to know if it would work.
Computer-Hmm...I don't know. Evil stare I just wanted to know if it would work? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-What do you mean whatever? Can you help me??!!
Computer-Which service would you like to see help for?
News
Stocks
Weather
Movies
Web Search
Next time you want to see this, just type "options."
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-I want you to help me with the problem I just told you!!
Computer-Why would I do a thing like that?
Guitar-BECAUSE!!!
Computer-Because why?
Guitar-I want to know if it will WORK!!!
Computer-Whoa. I don't know about that.
Guitar-NANI!?! It won't work *afraid it is not a good plan*
Computer-Nani it won't work scared huh?
Guitar-Why don't you answer me!?!
Computer-Do you really not answer me?
Guitar-You're not answering me!!!
Computer-You don't think I'm answering you? Why not?
Guitar-BECAUSE I ASKED YOU FOR HELP WITH SOMETHING AND YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING ME!!!!!!
Computer-Because you asked me for help with something and you didn't answer me, huh?
Guitar-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Computer-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help weather
Help web search
Help options
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-Oh!?!
Computer-Hoe!?!
Guitar-GRRRRRR....
Computer-I am not!!
But anyway..what else can you tell me?
Guitar-Shit!
Computer-Shit? What do you mean by that?
Guitar-*blinks* uh...What?
Computer-No?
Guitar-What no?
Computer-Ok
Guitar-I never said no.
Computer-Ok, fine.
Guitar-You are confusing me.
Computer-Oh really?
Guitar-Hai.
Computer-I'm sorry, I recognize the stock symbol HAI, but I am unable to get a quote for it right now. Please try again later, or ask for a different quote.
Guitar-Nani!?!?!
Computer-Sorry?
Guitar-What!?!
Computer-What?
Guitar-YES WHAT!?!?!
Computer-Yeah
Guitar-I don't get it, you don't answer my questions!!
Computer-No?
Guitar-NO!?!
Computer-Ok. Fine.
Guitar-WHAT S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!
Computer-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me another way.
Guitar-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Computer-market data (delayed 30 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com
Ticker Price Charge Precent Volume
1:-) WH 27.89 0.00 0.00 1336477
2:-) WR 12.58 +0.08 +0.09 900
Guitar-WHAT!?!?!
Computer-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking help for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help weather
Help web search
Help other
~~~~~~~~~~
Options
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-GRRRRRRRR!!!
Computer-I'm sorry?
Guitar-I WANT TO KNOW IF MY PLAN WORKS!!!!!!!
Computer-To know if your plan works? Are you serious?
Guitar-NO! I WANT TO KNOW!!!
Computer-Huh?
Guitar-PLAN! PLAN PLAN PLAN PLAN PLAN!!!!
Computer-Yeah.
Guitar-MY PLAN!!!!! NOT YOURS!!!
Computer-My plan not yours? I'm not sure really.
Guitar-NO!! MY PLAN!!!!
Computer-No, huh?
Guitar-YES!!!
Computer-Hmm....
Guitar-*enraged* YOU'RE NO HELP AT ALL!!
Computer-No, huh?
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Computer-I can't understand what you're saying...Try typing differently.
Guitar-YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
Computer-I don't know....Hmmm...God Damn? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-*storms out of room*
Computer-Storms out of room, huh?