Disclaimer: Not my characters, don't sue me
(Harry is in his last year at Hogwarts…)
In a dark room Draco sat playing with his secret set of Harry dress up dolls. Then he says to himself: I wish Harry liked me. I don't see why he doesn't. I'm smart (kinda) rich (very), and all the GIRLS like me. But why cant Harry? *Sigh* Maybe I should stop being so mean to him.... Nah. Suddenly, the door bursts open and Harry walks in…
Harry: *sees the dolls* what the bloody fuck are you doing?
Draco: *quickly puts dolls away but misses one*
Harry: what the hell is this? Hey it me!
Draco: yeah…*blushes*
Harry takes out his own dolls of Draco and they played dress-up and house and something NOT APPROPRIATE with them for many hours, then suddenly, peeves floats in and sees them doing unseemly things, looks aghast, then runs out yelling: POTTER AND MALFOY ARE GAY! POTTER AND MALFOY ARE GAY! THEY'RE IN THIS ROOM DOING IT WITH THEIR DOLLS! Harry and Draco quickly hid in a closet…
Harry: *in a muffled voice: shh! They'll hear us! Thinks: hmm, maybe he'll like me more if I…SHIT NO I'M NOT GAY!…but still…maybe he—OK HARRY, STOP! Starts to sweat*
Draco: *thinks: I hope he likes me…well he did have those dolls of me…but what if they were to make fun of me? Well he didn't stop when we did those unseemly things…but if they WERE to make fun of me, they did NOT have ANY resemblance to me…I mean, my hair! It's much much lighter! DAMN! AM I GAY!? Also starts to sweat*
Harry: *thinks: hmm these Malfoy dolls' hair is much too dark…maybe I could re-special order them…sigh wipes sweat away*
Draco: *thinks: OMG! I forgot the beautiful lightning scar on these dolls! DADDY I NEED NEW HARRY POTTER DOLLS!*
Harry: *sigh…thinks: maybe if I get closer…NO I'M NOT GAY!…scoots closer anyway…*
Draco: *thinks: hmm he came closer…I think I will too…ooh he's hot…scoots closer*
Harry: *thinks: he scooted closer! Drools and goes yet even CLOSER to Draco…*
Draco and Harry continue scooting closer together in the dark dark closet until…
Harry: Draco?
Draco: yes Harry?
Harry: well, uh…
Draco: yes I know, I feel that way too…
Harry: I LOVE YOU DRACO!
Draco: I LOVE YOU TOO HARRY!
Harry and Draco had FINALLY confessed their love for each other and for the whole night they did those unseemly things they had made their dolls do (:- X) , while during all that, all the professors and all the kids (that would fit) were outside of their closet, taking notes…
(Harry is in his last year at Hogwarts…)
In a dark room Draco sat playing with his secret set of Harry dress up dolls. Then he says to himself: I wish Harry liked me. I don't see why he doesn't. I'm smart (kinda) rich (very), and all the GIRLS like me. But why cant Harry? *Sigh* Maybe I should stop being so mean to him.... Nah. Suddenly, the door bursts open and Harry walks in…
Harry: *sees the dolls* what the bloody fuck are you doing?
Draco: *quickly puts dolls away but misses one*
Harry: what the hell is this? Hey it me!
Draco: yeah…*blushes*
Harry takes out his own dolls of Draco and they played dress-up and house and something NOT APPROPRIATE with them for many hours, then suddenly, peeves floats in and sees them doing unseemly things, looks aghast, then runs out yelling: POTTER AND MALFOY ARE GAY! POTTER AND MALFOY ARE GAY! THEY'RE IN THIS ROOM DOING IT WITH THEIR DOLLS! Harry and Draco quickly hid in a closet…
Harry: *in a muffled voice: shh! They'll hear us! Thinks: hmm, maybe he'll like me more if I…SHIT NO I'M NOT GAY!…but still…maybe he—OK HARRY, STOP! Starts to sweat*
Draco: *thinks: I hope he likes me…well he did have those dolls of me…but what if they were to make fun of me? Well he didn't stop when we did those unseemly things…but if they WERE to make fun of me, they did NOT have ANY resemblance to me…I mean, my hair! It's much much lighter! DAMN! AM I GAY!? Also starts to sweat*
Harry: *thinks: hmm these Malfoy dolls' hair is much too dark…maybe I could re-special order them…sigh wipes sweat away*
Draco: *thinks: OMG! I forgot the beautiful lightning scar on these dolls! DADDY I NEED NEW HARRY POTTER DOLLS!*
Harry: *sigh…thinks: maybe if I get closer…NO I'M NOT GAY!…scoots closer anyway…*
Draco: *thinks: hmm he came closer…I think I will too…ooh he's hot…scoots closer*
Harry: *thinks: he scooted closer! Drools and goes yet even CLOSER to Draco…*
Draco and Harry continue scooting closer together in the dark dark closet until…
Harry: Draco?
Draco: yes Harry?
Harry: well, uh…
Draco: yes I know, I feel that way too…
Harry: I LOVE YOU DRACO!
Draco: I LOVE YOU TOO HARRY!
Harry and Draco had FINALLY confessed their love for each other and for the whole night they did those unseemly things they had made their dolls do (:- X) , while during all that, all the professors and all the kids (that would fit) were outside of their closet, taking notes…