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THE MORTALITY SHAM

Scene…Harry is in the hospital wing talking to Dumbledore after he defeated Professor Quirrell/Voldemort

Harry: Does that mean that Nikolas Flamel is going to die??

Dumbledore: I'm afraid so Harry but he does have enough elixir to get his affairs in order.

(Harry makes a stunning realization.)

Harry: Wait!! Then isn't really immortal is he??

Dumbledore: Well..uh….yeah the stone made him immortal.

Harry: Wait just one damn minute!! The definition of immortality is one who can never die!! If he will die then he isn't really bloody immortal is he??

Dumbledore: Well…uh…what are you implying??

Harry: The Sorcerer's Stone is FRAUD!!