A/N: This is my first 'Spaceman Spiff' fic, so it might be a little... erm... 'bad'.... I don't own Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin was sitting on his bed, reading the latest addition of 'Captain Napalm.' "Hey, Hobbes, listen to this!" Calvin called over to his best friend, Hobbes. "In volume 12, issue 63 of Captain Napalm, Captain Napalm is stranded on the distant planet of Wajax, and is surrounded by humans infested with some sort of virus!"
"Oooh! Sounds like that issue of Super Soundman that I re- I mean you lost!" Hobbes grinned sheepishly.
"What? Do you mean that you took my Super Soundman issue?" Calvin glared at Hobbes as he said this.
"Now why would I take your comic book?" Hobbes put on an expression of mock shock.
"Because, flea brain, you enjoy drawing in PEN, I might add, in my comics!"
"Well, if you're going to insult me, then I won't tell you where I hid the latest issue of 'The Amazon Girl,'" said Hobbes as he stuck his nose high in the air.
"WHAT? YOU HID-"
"Calvin!" Calvin's mom inturrupted him. "Come on, it's time to get going!"
"Going? Going where?" Calvin asked his mother.
"You have to stay at Susie Derkin's house. Her mom and I are going downtown shopping for Christmas, and Rosalyn will be babysitting you," Calvin's mom explained.
"Rosa- Rosa- Rosa- ROSALYN??!?!" Calvin's eyes buldged as he nearly fainted dead away.
"She was the only person Mrs. Derkins could get to babysit Susie and her friends. She had a sleep over last night, with nine girls," Calvin's mom started to say, but Calvin fell onto the floor. "Oh, quit being dramatic, Calvin. If it makes you feel any better, you can bring Hobbes along."
At this, Hobbes's ears perked up. "That's eleven women! Yow wow!"
Calvin got up and dragged Hobbes out the door. "Fine!" he shouted back into the house. "But if I'm dead or infected with cooties, don't be surprised!"
Calvin started walking down the street to Susie's house, narrating another 'Spaceman Spiff' adventure.
We join our hero, Spaceman Spiff, flying towards the distant planet Q-17, otherwise known as Koote. Calvin thought. He must find out the cause of some virus infecting the inhabitants of Koote!
"So, we're going to be at Susie's house until when?" Hobbes asked Calvin as the crunched through the fallen leaves of November. Normally, Calvin would have griped about how there was no snow, but not today.
Spiff's IGNORANT computer makes annoying comments about how their mission would go. "I really have to learn how to turn off that computer," our valiant hero mutters to himself as he nears the planet Koote.
When they reached Susie's house, Calvin rang the doorbell. "Our hero pushes the communicator button in his ship," Calvin said more to himself than Hobbes.
"Hi, Calvin!" Rosalyn opened the door. "Listen, you make ELEVEN kids, so please, try to behave."
"Spiff hears the dastardly comment from the evil Empress of Koote! Obviously, SHE'S the one infecting all of the poor citizens!" Calvin said, and Rosalyn just raised an eyebrow at him.
Calvin walked into the living room, where the ten girls were having a tea party. Calvin gasped. "One of the ten symptoms of Cootieitis!" Hobbes walked over to the ten girls.
"Aww... he's so cute!" one of Susie's friends said when Hobbes was by their table. "Why'd you throw him, Calvin?"
"Calvin ALWAYS acts like Hobbes is real, Madison," Susie told her friend.
"Hobbes is such a CUTE name!"
"I want to squeez him!"
"Let's set him up at our tea party!"
"Aww... I want to sit next to him!"
"Spiff must rescue this poor sole being held hostage by the virus-infected aliens!" Calvin gasped, and ran up the stairs, saying, "Spiff runs to an ultra-top-secret location!"
Calvin was sitting on his bed, reading the latest addition of 'Captain Napalm.' "Hey, Hobbes, listen to this!" Calvin called over to his best friend, Hobbes. "In volume 12, issue 63 of Captain Napalm, Captain Napalm is stranded on the distant planet of Wajax, and is surrounded by humans infested with some sort of virus!"
"Oooh! Sounds like that issue of Super Soundman that I re- I mean you lost!" Hobbes grinned sheepishly.
"What? Do you mean that you took my Super Soundman issue?" Calvin glared at Hobbes as he said this.
"Now why would I take your comic book?" Hobbes put on an expression of mock shock.
"Because, flea brain, you enjoy drawing in PEN, I might add, in my comics!"
"Well, if you're going to insult me, then I won't tell you where I hid the latest issue of 'The Amazon Girl,'" said Hobbes as he stuck his nose high in the air.
"WHAT? YOU HID-"
"Calvin!" Calvin's mom inturrupted him. "Come on, it's time to get going!"
"Going? Going where?" Calvin asked his mother.
"You have to stay at Susie Derkin's house. Her mom and I are going downtown shopping for Christmas, and Rosalyn will be babysitting you," Calvin's mom explained.
"Rosa- Rosa- Rosa- ROSALYN??!?!" Calvin's eyes buldged as he nearly fainted dead away.
"She was the only person Mrs. Derkins could get to babysit Susie and her friends. She had a sleep over last night, with nine girls," Calvin's mom started to say, but Calvin fell onto the floor. "Oh, quit being dramatic, Calvin. If it makes you feel any better, you can bring Hobbes along."
At this, Hobbes's ears perked up. "That's eleven women! Yow wow!"
Calvin got up and dragged Hobbes out the door. "Fine!" he shouted back into the house. "But if I'm dead or infected with cooties, don't be surprised!"
Calvin started walking down the street to Susie's house, narrating another 'Spaceman Spiff' adventure.
We join our hero, Spaceman Spiff, flying towards the distant planet Q-17, otherwise known as Koote. Calvin thought. He must find out the cause of some virus infecting the inhabitants of Koote!
"So, we're going to be at Susie's house until when?" Hobbes asked Calvin as the crunched through the fallen leaves of November. Normally, Calvin would have griped about how there was no snow, but not today.
Spiff's IGNORANT computer makes annoying comments about how their mission would go. "I really have to learn how to turn off that computer," our valiant hero mutters to himself as he nears the planet Koote.
When they reached Susie's house, Calvin rang the doorbell. "Our hero pushes the communicator button in his ship," Calvin said more to himself than Hobbes.
"Hi, Calvin!" Rosalyn opened the door. "Listen, you make ELEVEN kids, so please, try to behave."
"Spiff hears the dastardly comment from the evil Empress of Koote! Obviously, SHE'S the one infecting all of the poor citizens!" Calvin said, and Rosalyn just raised an eyebrow at him.
Calvin walked into the living room, where the ten girls were having a tea party. Calvin gasped. "One of the ten symptoms of Cootieitis!" Hobbes walked over to the ten girls.
"Aww... he's so cute!" one of Susie's friends said when Hobbes was by their table. "Why'd you throw him, Calvin?"
"Calvin ALWAYS acts like Hobbes is real, Madison," Susie told her friend.
"Hobbes is such a CUTE name!"
"I want to squeez him!"
"Let's set him up at our tea party!"
"Aww... I want to sit next to him!"
"Spiff must rescue this poor sole being held hostage by the virus-infected aliens!" Calvin gasped, and ran up the stairs, saying, "Spiff runs to an ultra-top-secret location!"