I do not own Death note. There I said it. Happy!

Tuduru walked out of his school after the bell rang. "So bored," he thought to himself. "Such a drag. Maybe I'll order pizza or something," he said to himself.

"Tuduru," a young girl high school age shouted. "I want you to do my chores after school so I can Party."

Tuduru turned around ignoring his voluptuous breasted girl. "I'm busy go away." he said smugly while brushing the dark hair off of his golden eyes.

"Oh, please I need to party so bad," she insisted.

"You don't need to party, you need to do your share of work," he retorted with a smirk. "I know that you're almost as lazy as I am Dedaria," he said.

Dedaria shifted her face in an upright manner with a frown of displeasure. She waved her blond hair at him as if that was her magic wand to get him to do what she says. "Please," she asked.

"No," he replied.

She then unbuttoned her blouse top to buttons. "I'll unbutton one more if you do," she said with a gleam in her eye knowing she got him.

"Why would I," he asked and then paused. "Wait you know I already have a girlfriend right?"

"I guess it can't be helped she said," Dedaria buttoned her shirt back and then grabbed her prey. It turned out that not only he was to weak to resist. He was to lazy to bother.

"You'll just have to help me work faster," she said with a smile.

Tuduru slumped down standing up for himself in a way. She would have to drag his whole body if she was going to bring him back to school. "Hmm, maybe I'll invite Herra for pizza today," he thought out loud.

Fire lit up behind the glare of Dedaria. "I will make you do my chores," she shouted.

"Why me of all people," he asked.

"You're the laziest kid in school. If you do what I say then my popularity will boost considerably," she replied.

"Why would your popularity move up," he asked with a bead of sweat dripping from his head.

"If I can get you to do what I want then others will think that I have an unstoppable power," She said. Then she broke out into incessant, loud, obnoxious laughter.

"Fine, go," he said. "I'll do your chores for you," he added while turning his head away with a blush.

Dedaria melted when she saw his blush. "Thank you," she said and then she sped off.

Tuduru turned around like he was going back to school. He then turned back to walk away. His eyes moved back to a spot on the school ground that had a pink notebook. "Hmmm, someone dropped a diary or notes," he thought to himself. "I may be lazy but I'm not cruel." Tuduru picked up the note book and then instantly saw a Cupid creature floating in front of him. The creature looked more than shocked. It looked outright humiliated.

"Why am I seeing a floating baby with wings," he asked himself.

"I only dropped it for a split second," the cupid shouted in exasperation. It slumped down in shame.

Tuduru slumped down out of pure laziness. "Did Dedaria drug me?"

I kniw that there is no established setting other than a school, but I couldn't really think of one. Any other critiques are welcome. If I think of a setting by chapter two I'll use it, but if not then they're in the purgatory that is known as NO NAME. This fanfic takes after Death Note by premise sort of. I will see where the pen or rather key board takes me.