Disclaimer: For every chapter; I do not own the characters, Rick Riordan does.
I know I have other stories, but I had to write this, it might be longer than two chapters.
PS! This is edited, I hated the original version, as it was way too short.
Percy's POV:
Me and Annabeth were on (a website for everybody on the gods side that knows greek myths) when we saw a weird post.
(The object closest to your left)
OF OLYMPUS or you
comment what you got below, it will be your weapon in a war.
"Hey Annabeth look!" I said to her.
I turned to my left to see... a phone. I commented and saw the answers.
Percy: I got the phone of Olympus.
Demeter: That's handy and all but I got the cereal of Olympus. Which means that you all have to eat cereal! Cereal will dominate!
Hades: NO WAY! Oh wait, why am I complaining? I don't even live there.
Zeus: We already gave you a throne! And Hestia and Persephone have one too!
Hades: I still don't live there, and rarely visit.
Zeus: I don't need toeat your god damn cereal, Demeter! I'm the king of all!
Hades: But me! *Smiles*
Hermes: Hades smiled? The world is ending!
Hades: I didn't smile, Hermes. More like virtually.
Persephone: I don't want to eat your cereal, mom.
Demeter: Be a good daughter and eat it.
Annabeth: I got the laptop of Olympus.
Hades: I got the Helm of Darkness.
Zeus: I got the Hera of Olympus!
Poseidon: Really? The Hera of Olympus? THAT'S A WEAPON? It's the OBJECT!
Zeus: Oops. I guess it's the bed of Olympus then.
Hades: That's just disgusting!
Poseidon: I agree. I got the trident of myself.
Hermes: I got my winged sandals.
Thalia: I got my bow and arrows. And dad. REALLY? -_-
Percy: NOO! THE BOW AND ARROWS OF DOOM!
Artemis: Boys! *Sigh* Males. So immature.
Hermes: HEY!
Apollo: You know you love us, sis. I got my lyre.
Artemis: I got my magical bow and arrows. And how on earth are you supposed to fight with a lyre? Don't call me SIS!
Apollo: Alright, Arty.
Athena: I got my spear and shield, seeing as they are the exact same distance away from me.
Ares: I got my sword. PUNKS! I'll stab you all with it!
Hera: Behave! ARES! I got the spear of Olympus.
Athena: HOW DARE YOU SEND COWS AFTER MY DAUGHTER! I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU!
Poseidon: Aren't you the one always saying 'Violence is not the answer', Owl Brain?
Athena: Shut up Kelp head!
Thalia: That's what I call Percy.
Athena: FINE! Seaweed brain!
Annabeth: Umm, mom? That's what I call Percy.
Aphrodite: Are you saying that they have a love life? *Squeals*
Athena and Poseidon: NO WE DO NOT!
Aphrodite: Love potion of Olympus.
Hephaestus: Sword of Olympus.
Dionysus: Cabin of Olympus.
Persephone: Throne of me.
Hestia: Does it have to be for a war? Hearth of Olympus.
Ares: YESSSSSS!
I got off, and thought about the post. I wonder what we would find next time. "Night Annabeth." I told her, as I went to my cabin.
"Good night, Percy." She said, her eyes still on the computer.