Don't own! I was really bored today so I decided to write this
The hairs on my neck were standing on end. I could feel someones eyes burn into the back of my head. Just walk faster' I thought to myself as I walked down the familliar road home. For once Hoping mum and Dad would worry about me for being out so late. I know they will! They think I'm weak, to weak to stick up for my-self, so they are always getting into the middle of my fights. Or they have my twin brother Justin stick up for me.
"Harry Potter!" Whirling around so fast that it could have caused whip lash. What I saw didn't please me, death eaters. Great. My life couldn't get any better then this! Sarcasm. Gotta love it. You know what makes even better they have their wands pointed at me. Fucking wonderful.
"Um, guy on the left standing next to the guy on the end, yeah you! Your wands back wards." He is gonna poke an eye out.
He blushed and quickly turned his wand around. Obviously he was very shy and... Who am I kidding he looked ready to kill me!
"STUPEFY!" Oh my god it's so red! Was my last thought before falling into the darkness...
Dun dun duuuuuuuun Time skip
"Malfoy? Did I get this thing set up correctly?" A harsh voice asked.
"How should I know it's a muggle device!" Another voice was heard through out the room. My groan alerted the people in the room that I was waking up. I heard some rustling and some one whisper.
"Sh! I think he's waking up."
"Gah! Where am I?" I asked opening my eyes to see a nose-less man standing in my vision. "Who are you?"
"ME! You don't know who I am! I am LORD VOLDEMORT!" Oh that's hilarious!
"You? Voldemort? HAHAHA!" He can't be voldemort!
"Why are you laughing?"The supposed Lord Voldemort asked me.
"Because *HAHA* You *HAHA* Don't *HAHA* Have a nose!" I managed to sputter out
"Yeah well... Your, Your ears are lopsided?" He probably tried to make it seem like a statement but I knew that it was more like a question. Trying to move my arm to whipe away a tear of laughter that had fallen out of my eye I noticed I was tied- No not tied- duct taped to a chair. This of course made me laugh harder.
"Well at least I have a nose!"
"Um guys you do realize that this muggle image thing is up and we can see Potter's family and they can see us." Hey that guy that's talking has blond hair. I wonder what that thing over their in the corner- HEY! I can see my MUM!
"HI MUM! I LOVE YOU!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. What is she doing inside a box? How did she get in there? "OMG! MUM! Half of you is not their." I shouted the first part then stated the second part. I saw Mum turn and look at one of the people's with a mask on. It's shaped funny.
"What did you give him? He's acting like he's drunk, or high." High? I like to fly high, but I'm, trapped to a chair.
"Hey Mum guess what? I met Voldemort today, AND he has no nose. Then he made fun of my ears, which I don't get because his look like they came from a monkey, a gorillia to be exact, you know gorillas like to pick their nose- Speaking of which I saw Justin pick his nose one time and it was gross because it was all slimy. Slimy reminds me of grease, whisch makes me think of professor Snape- Oh he's standing right behind you! tell him I said HI!" My voice was cut short when something sticky went over my mouth.
That was mean I ws talking to my mum. How would they feel if I did this when they were talking to their mum's! I don't think they'd like it very much either Hey theirs dad. He has some dirt on the side of his nose.
I have a lot of spit in my body. maybe I can get rid of some through the sticky stuff on my face. EW! It's rolling down my chin!
Hey the guy with no nose is talking. I don't wanna listen. I'm gonna go to sleep and hopefully when I wake up the gut will have gotten a nose, because right now he doesn't.
Soooo... If you read this could you please review... I don't care what you say I just want to know if I should post more chapters of this stupidness... Thanks!