Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Naruto nor do I own any songs from Mulan.

"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Sakura yelled,

Kakashi eyed smiled not sorry at all, "maa maa, I was just getting something for your final test"

"Hey hey Kakashi-sensei," Naruto yelled bouncing up and down " What are we doing?"

" I'm going to teach you how to me ninjas through a...MONTAGE!"

"A...a montage?" Team 7 asked bewildered.

*insert "I'll make a man out of you music from Mulan*

Let's get down to business, to protect the village.

Did they send me civilians when I asked for Genin?

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, and you can bet before we're through, maybe I'll make a ninja out of you~

Tranquil as a forest but with a will of fire.

Once you find your Chakra , you are sure to win!

You're a obnoxious, emo, pathetic lot.

And you haven't got a clue,

Somehow I'll make a ninja out of you~

I'm never gonna catch my breath,

Now Sasuke will never love me.

Yes, she's finally given up on me~

This guy's reading porn in public,

Now I really wish that I had some instant Ramen~

Shut up Naruto! Owe Sakura-chaaan

Be a ninja,

You must be swift as the Naka river

Be a ninja,

With all the force of a S- class nin.

Be a ninja

With all the strength of the will of fire,

Mysterious as what's under Kakashi's mask~

Time is racing toward us till the exams are done,

Heed my every order and you might survive

You're unsuited for the life of a ninja,

So pack up, go home, you're through

How could I make a ninja out of you?

Be a ninja,

You must be swift as the Naka river

Be a ninja,

With all the force of a S- class nin

Be a ninja

With all the strength of the will of fire,

Mysterious as what's under Kakashi's mask~

Be a ninja,

You must be swift as the Naka river

Be a ninja,

With all the force of a S- class nin

Be a ninja

With all the strength of the will of fire,

Mysterious as what's under Kakashi's mask~

Team seven fell onto the ground panting,

"I didn't think that would actually work," Kakashi eye smiled, then proofed away

"We *pants* need *pants* to get sensei back."

"Agreed"

"Hn"