Guess I should mention that both Jesse's are in this story, but F!Jesse goes by Jess, and M!Jesse goes by... Jesse. Huge change, I know. This was really just random. No clue why I even made this in school. But yeah little fliclets from MC:SM that are just out of context – for the most part anyways.
Oh yeah, and there will be Jetra and Lukess for those shippers.
"Oh man." Jess said, looking around the large crowd unhappily. "We lost Petra!" Olivia looked around, before cupping her hands around her mouth. "JESSE IS THE LAMEST PERSON EVER!" Jess looked at her, opening her mouth to defend her brother before hearing someone else beat her to it. "WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID THAT?!" Olivia looked over at her black haired friend happily. "There she is."
"We should light that on fire." "JESSE NO!" "Jesse yes."
"Jess! Wake up!" Lukas said, poking Jess's sleeping form. "It's urgent!" Jess looked over to the blonde boy that had awoken her. "What is it Lukas?" She asked, stifling a yawn. "The acronym for The Order Of The Stone is TOOTS!" Lukas said. Jess stared at Lukas for a good minute before grabbing her pillow and slapping him with it, then going back to sleep, without her pillow.
"Hey Petra?" Jesse asked, looking out of a window. "Yeah Jesse?" Petra responded, coming into the living room of the house the New Order of the Stone shared. "When did we get a monkey?" "What?" Petra asked, looking confused until she looked outside to see Jess, on top of a tree, throwing pine cones down at Lukas. "I'm sorry, but I think your sister is now the Queen of the Squirrels." Petra said, walking away from the window, 30000% done with life.
Axel had handed Jess a glass of milk. Such a simple act. The one thing she wanted to say in response? "Who's is this?" What did she end up saying? "Who's this?" Without hesitation, Jesse replied "That's your new friend, Mr. Milk." Jess stared at Jesse. To this day she has not lived it down.
"If English wasn't my first language, I think I would have died before learning it." Lukas stated calmly one night, in front of the entire Order of the Stone. "Why's that?" Olivia asked. "Lead and lead are spelled the same but don't rhyme. Same with read and read. Lead and read rhyme, but lead and read don't rhyme." Lukas said, looking distraught. "Holy crap." Jesse said "You're right!"
Then the Order of the Stone went through the night talking about how bad of a language English was.
"Would you rather have finger sized legs, or leg sized fingers?" Jesse asked, while getting read for a mission with Petra, Lukas, and Axel. Axel snorted. "What?" "How about neither?" Petra asked, staring at Jesse. "Did we accidentally bring Jess along instead of Jesse?" Lukas asked. "Pretty sure both of our names are Jesse, Lukas." Jesse replied. "Jess!" The loud yell was heard throughout the house. 'Jesse' giggled before running away. Jesse ran into the living room, with the pinkest hair they had ever seen. The three of them started to laugh, Petra pointing at the direction that Jess had run off to. Jesse, face red with embarrassment, ran after her, screaming her name again, with a few threats.
Things simply were simply not what they seemed.
"If you were to think about it." Jesse said, "wouldn't the ritual of singing around a birthday cake be extremely satanic?" Everyone in the Order of the Stone turned to look at their calm co-leader. "What?" Petra asked, looking slightly interested. "Imagine it like this – a small gathering of people, chanting ritualistically around and object on fire, until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object." Jesse didn't look bothered, but the Order sure was. "Jesse... Why and how did you..." "It was easy Jess." Jesse said, looking directly at his fellow leader. "Birthday parties are fun." With that, he got up and left while giving Petra a pointed look. He was not seen again until the following morning, with a birthday cake in his hands as he walked over to Petra, and slammed the cake down in front of her.
"Bet you thought you weren't getting anything." Was all Jesse said, before turning to the rest of the Order. "Who wants to sacrifice this cake in a satanic ritual called a birthday party?"
It was a normal day for the Order of the Stone. So clearly something weird had to have happened. "Hey Jesse?" Jess asked her brother. "Yeah Jess?" "Isn't it weird that we never formally introduced ourselves to each other?" Jesse shook his head, and brought his hands to his head.
"This coffee tastes like making love in a canoe." Petra said, randomly one morning. Everyone looked at her, a bit surprised. "Uh... it that supposed to mean that it is good?" Axel asked, slightly afraid to hear the answer. Petra looked him dead in the eye and said "No it's fucking close to water." before dumping it out and walking out of the kitchen. Jesse couldn't stop laughing.
"Hey Jesse?" "Yeah Oliva?" "Remember in kindergarten, when the bad kids were told to go into the bucket of shame if they were bad?" Jesse, who had been in a bad mood after the funeral for Rueben nodded, smiling slightly. "Yeah, me and Jess were always in there – well until that bucket was taken away." "Remember how it was taken away from us as a form of punishment?" Jess asked, the ghost of a smile on her face. "Yeah, we were told to stay in the bucket, and wait for 15 minutes before we would be allowed out. So we moved around while inside the buckets, and got halfway down the road before someone found out that we were on our way home."
Both Jess and Jesse chuckled a bit, while Petra and Lukas smiled, glad to know that their goofball leaders had never changed.
Jesse was watching as Petra, Lukas and Jess were openly planning how to prank him. They had yet to notice he was in the same room as them. So he sat down on a chair, before smirking up at them. "I have mastered the art of not caring at all while simultaneously caring too much." The three of them turned to look at him, before scattering around the house. Jesse just smiled.
He knew their plans. He knew them well.
"Okay Jesse. What?" Petra demanded at her friend, who had been doing nothing but chanting her name for the past 30 minutes. "Okay, I want you to be totally honest with me. It might get awkward between us after I ask this, but I have to know how you feel... I have kept this in for a while now but it's about time I put on some armor and talked to you about it. I really hope this doesn't ruin the relationship we already have... I just... I can't see any other way to get over this... and it doesn't seem fair on me to keep this in... I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is... I just need an honest answer... Do you know the muffin man?"
Petra, who was feeling slightly panicked until the question was said, stared at Jesse for the longest time, before getting as close to him as possible without touching him. "No." She said, getting up and walking away.
"Hey guys? What would you all fight now, after fighting what we have?" Jess asked her friends and brother, after finally seeing the portal to go home. "Mass murderer, three Witherstorms, an Evil supercomputer, Adien, or the Games that would make anyone go crazy after a while." Petra looked over at Jesse and Jess – who were doing their best at keep close together, seeing as they had both seen each other die in those stupid Games. Nobody said anything for a while. "I'd have to say the Witherstorms, because even though people got hurt, sick, and died... We at least..." Jesse trailed off, lost in thought once more. Petra put an arm around him, not knowing what he was going to say, but knowing fully well that he just needed some support right now.
Nobody pressed him to finish, and nobody questioned when Lukas and Petra both got the same idea in comforting their sibling leaders. They all walked through the portal back home, together.
Ugh yup I stopped it there. I was making myself sad because I was going to have Jesse be very optimistic at the end, and say something very inspirational, but I figured that it wouldn't match his character to go from 'I'm as sad as I could ever be because I technically just saw all my friends die in front of me.' to go to 'BUT AT LEAST IT WORKED OUT IN THE END!' It just doesn't work like that.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I will have written at least 7 of these chapters before posting them so you guys will hopefully get a few chapters before I forget about writing in general.