Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Welcome to DESTROY ANNOYING WARRIORS!!!! Avril Lavinge Starts playing in the background I'm Cinderpelt's Loyalty and this is my twin, Leafpool Hater!
Leafpool Hater: Thank you very much Cinderpelt's Loyalty! This show is where YOU, I repeat for idiots, YOU, and again, YOU, can destroy annoying warriors!
Cinderpelt's Loyalty: When you review, use this format to tell us how to destroy the warriors you hate!
Your name
Clan(if any)
Who you want to destroy
How you want us to destroy them
Leafpool Hater: Please note that some entries may not get through depending if the almighty authoress likes the cat ar not. Consult her profile for more info!
AUTHORESS: NO DESTROYING BROOK! BROOK HATERS AND FLAMERS WILL FACE MY WRATH!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Now it's time to destroy our first cat! Please welcome, CINDERPELT!!!!!! Cinderpelt walks in
Cinderpelt: We will be destroying: Dramatic Silence STOP WITH THE DRAMATIC SILENCE ALREADY!!Dramatic Silence stops LEAFPOOL!!!!!! Crowd bursts out in cheers, while Leafpool's Loyalty Is screaming Insanely as Leafpool is thrown out onto the stage.
Leafpool: GHFGDFTHFDGFHHYGGF!!!!!!!!
Cinderpelt's Loyalty takes Crowfeather, force feeds him to Leafpool, then she makes a signal for SkyClan to blast her to bits with their Fighter planes. Leafpool Hater then wields her Imaginary Oversized Mallet of All Forms of Doom and Destruction, and whacks Leafpool with it for 85606904730274236424958 days. Cinderpelt's Loyalty appears with a chainsaw and reenacts "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" on her. Fanned Chocolate uses their almightiness to create the hottest flame ever, which Leafpool Hater Roast's Leafpool in assorted indian spices over. Cinderpelt eats Leafpool in one, scrumptious bite.
Leafpool Hater: And there you have it! All the cats we destroy reincarnate so you can destroy them again! R&R!!!!!!