Lightning McQueen was driving so fast that I could swear that if he had nipples they would be chafing now from the friction of the tires.
"You'll never catch me, Uchiha Sasuke!" Said Lightning to Sasuke the Aston Martin. Sasuke made a sound that sounded like the time Allen dropped his fork to look at the new spare tires they had st this nasty junkyard in Philadelphia. Lightning nonetheless kept on going and he broke the space time continuum and was soon transported to another dimension.
"What the shit happened!" Said Lightning as a loud farting noise echoed throughout the room.
"it's Britney, bitch!" Said a voice and then four men appeared on the stage.
"What the shit, nigga!" Said Lightning. "What the hell happened!"