THIS IS MADNESS: Redux Chapter 1, a pokémon fanfic

Chapter 1 (Or is it like four or five now?)

A man was walking down the street, wearing a somewhat expensive business suit and had an envelope in his hand. He walked up to one of the many houses and knocked on the door. He could then hear voices inside and one in particular.

"I don't care what he thinks!" someone was yelling. The door opened and a teenage boy was there yelling at someone. "If he doesn't like the story he can kiss my ass!" He then looked to the man. "Yes?"

"Um, are you Chris, also known as FoxMcCloud7921?" the man asked.

"I am," Chris replied.

"I'm part of the rules chair of the FanFiction website," the man said, giving him the envelope. "Apparently you've been reported by another user on the website which we won't give for obvious reasons, and you've been forced to remove your story."

"Whoa, wait a minute!" Chris yelled. "What the hell did I do!?"

"As it is stated in the rules, you are not allowed to write in script form, in which your story's format was in," the man said.

"Are you kidding me?" Chris said. "Shouldn't you be going after people who put in like pornography or extreme violence? Or both? Or, do I dare say it, Pokemon pornography?"

"I am sorry," the man said. "But it is part of the guidelines and they have to be followed."

It was quiet for a couple seconds before Chris then said, "You know what?" He then tore the envelope. "Sure, I'll get rid of it, but just realize how many people are going to be upset. A lot of them. So you know what? F*CK YOU!" He then slammed the door right in the man's face.

"Pikette!" Chris then yelled. "It's time for Plan B!"

Four days later…

Chris soon walks out onto stage, in front of a large audience. "Man oh man do I have a lot of explaining to do," he thought. "Hey everyone," he said. "I bet you're all wondering what happened with the show. As you can see… we've changed a little bit, and now I got people breathing down my neck since I apparently BROKE the rules."

"That's so retarded!"

"How could they do that!?"

"We should burn them!"

"CRUCIFY THEM!"

Chris instantly sweatdropped. "Man, this is sure a fiery crowd," he thought. "I'm still not used to talking in third person." "Now people, there's no need to be upset for the deed is done now, and they shouldn't bother me anymore. Anyway, we better get along with the show, and hope it doesn't crash and burn now…"

"Well this is completely new!" Pikette said, who obviously wasn't too happy. "Now I have to speak in third-person, meaning everyone can hear my thoughts!"

"Wait, how is this new?" Chris asked. "You've been in enough stories…"

"I think it's the fact we're all used to script," Pikachu said.

"Aw man," Ash said. "Now everyone's going to listen on my fantasies of Dawn."

"WHAT!?" Dawn said, looking at him angrily.

"Um… nothing?" Ash replied.

"Just pathetic…" Paul said. "I thought maybe you would've realized doing this would've gotten your previous story reported."

"Paul… shut up," Pikette said. "It may be different but you're still in jail practically."

"So, what are we going to do about dares then?" May asked.

"Well, unfortunately, most of the dares I was going to use was from the reviews," Chris said. He then kicked the wall. "DAMN IT! Don't be mad at me, I'm not the one who decided to get rid of the story in the first place."

"Wait, seriously?" Drew asked.

"Oh yeah!" Gary said happily.

"Just because I lost them doesn't mean I've forgotten all of them," Chris said, crushing both Drew's and Gary's hopes. "Hmm… let's see… Death Note second theme song… Thriller… okay, I can remember some of them at least. And since I'm thinking about it, Paul, you have to do the Thriller while singing the song."

"Yay Michael Jackson!" Leaf said happily.

"Great…" Paul said. "I hate you Monica." Pikette then turned on the sound system.

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(I'm gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

"Yep, that song represents Paul to the core," Pikette said.

"Keep that up and I will kill you," Paul growled.

"Psht! Like you can even do that," Pikette retorted. "Even if you attempted to, I won't die. You'd have to kill Chris, and trust me, that won't happen."

"Wait, you actually care for me?" Chris asked.

"No, I just want to stay alive," Pikette replied.

"Yep, that's the Pikette we know," Pikachu said, both he and Chris sweatdropping.

"I'm bored," Chris said, summoning Oblivion and Oathkeeper. "I'm going to kill some Heartless."

"Hey!" Roxas said, appearing out of nowhere. "Those are mine!"

"I'm just borrowing them," Chris said. "Because they're the coolest. That reminds me, I started watching those YouTube videos from SpoonyChan. Funny stuff. I will never look at Saix again without thinking of him as a puppy."

"What did you say?" Saix said, growling.

"PUPPY!" Demyx cried out, hugging Saix who was now panting. "There you are! I thought I lost you!"

"Uh, Demyx?" Roxas asked. "What is Saix doing?"

"Don't ask," Chris replied. "Demyx, you're not even supposed to be here. This isn't a Kingdom-"

"I don't care!" Demyx snapped. "Not my fault Puppy got lost."

"Keep that attitude up and Marluxia won't spoon with you tonight," Chris said.

"That's okay, I like it better with Xigy," Demyx said, causing Chris and everyone else to sweatdrop. "He likes seeing my bare ass."

Suddenly the door barged open. "HIS BARE ASS!?" Xemnas said.

"I'LL TAKE THAT!" Xigbar said.

"DEMYX HONEY!" Marluxia said. "Zexion, get your ass in here!"

"Fine!" Zexion said angrily.

"And I'm drunk again…" Luxord said with a bottle of whiskey. "And I'm British…"

"Oh God," Chris said, facepalming himself.

Roxas instantly sweatdropped. "Good thing I left the Organization…" he said.

"For the last time, this is not a Kingdom Hearts fanfic!" Chris yelled, shoving everyone outside. "Now go away!" He then looked to Roxas. "Um, you might want to leave as well."

"Why?" Roxas asked. Suddenly there was a loud rumbling.

"ROXAS!" about a hundred fangirls screamed coming right at him.

"Oh crap!" Roxas cried, using a portal to escape.

"Well, now that's taken care of," Chris said.

Suddenly, another portal opened. "Hey, have you seen Roxas?" Axel asked.

"You just missed him," Chris replied.

"Damn!" Axel said. "I will do you tonight Roxas!" He then left.

"You know, it's funny how the internet can make people look bad," Dawn said.

"Yeah, you're a prime example Dawn," Gary said.

"What did you say?" Dawn said, eyes red.

"He has a point Dawn," Drew said. "It's the same with May I'm afraid. Most people don't like you two."

"WHY DO PEOPLE HATE US!?" May and Dawn both said, crying.

"I don't hate you," Ash said.

"Figures you would say that Ash," Pikachu said.

"Well, we only are able to do two dares," Chris said. "And this is one, Raiden and Pikachu, I'm feeling a bit weird about."

"Because it's Japanese Screamo?" Pikachu asked.

"Yeah, it's the second opening to Death Note," Chris said. "It's called "What's Up People" by Maximum the Hormone. By the way, the lyrics are supposed to be translated but I don't know if they're right. In fact, they're probably not."

"Lovely," Raiden replied. "You have the band Pikachu?"

"Yep," Pikachu said. "This should be interesting."

Thousand million years old human convenient convenient convenient convenient convenient convenient million years old
Thousand million years old human convenient convenient convenient convenient convenient convenient million years old
Stroke up or kick you know? Or stroke up kick? Or stroke up kick? Human
Stroke up or kick you know? Or stroke up kick? Or stroke up kick? Human

WHAT'S UP material filled crime fears disappear forever (eternity) in
WHAT'S UP anxiety filled material (down to trap grudge anyone?)
WHAT'S UP material filled crime fears disappear forever (eternity) in
WHAT'S UP anxiety filled material

Boring stuff or the meaning of life? Boring stuff or the meaning of life? Boring stuff or the meaning of life? Human
Boring stuff or the meaning of life? Boring stuff or the meaning of life? Boring stuff or the meaning of life? Human
Stroke up or kick you know? Or stroke up kick? Or stroke up kick? Human
Stroke up or kick you know? Or stroke up kick? Or stroke up kick? Human

Hey, Hey, human sucker,

Ah human, human f*cker
Hey, Hey, human sucker,
Ah human, human f*cker

Instability sick civilization
Ye future White House
The world WARNING!!
Catch-all reform LIFE

Hey, Hey, human sucker,

Ah human, human f*ckerI

S eradicate the presence of an enemy from the fangs of sanctions
Countries can not change from the typical short-term greed (bodied)
Manukeboke Kenasou a smear war theory
Manukeboke Kenasou a smear war theory

Hey, Hey, human sucker,

Ah human, human f*cker
WHAT'S UP, PEOPLE?!!

Everyone was stunned. "I told you it was screamo," Chris reminded. "And Japanese at that. By the way, someone asked me to do it, so don't get weird on me."

"Holy crap Raiden," Pikachu said. "I didn't think you could pull that off."

"My voice is gone," Raiden softly. "Why me?"

"Well, I think that's going to be about it I'm afraid," Chris said. "Like I said, almost everything is practically gone. I'm still irked about that. Anyway, we'll see you again next time and remember… karma is a bitch!"

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