Once upon a fairytale, there lived a small cottage in the mountains of Naggerwalkin. A boy by the name of Hansel and a girl who's name happened to be Gretel. Well these two were brother and sister. They weren't very loved and the only one that you could say actually "loved" them was their father Blong Xiong. Their father was a professional martial artist and when his kids were very young he left and that's all anyone knows of him. I heard he got too much saki in him and ran into an Indian who flies on a dragon. Oh and who can forget their biscuit of a step mother. No one knows her name.
So one day in the cottage Hansel was asking his step mom a question. Gretel happened to be sitting at the table in the kitchen eating Fruit loops. Mmmm delicious. Well Hansel asked "How come when I sit down on the toilet my butt gets a red ring around it?" Gretel at the table barfed up a little in her mouth and told him to shut up and asked "Why are you always asking stupid questions?" Hansel just asked "What color is God?" Then him and his sister just got into a big argument and then suddenly their step mom told them to leave. More like a demand really. GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU STUPID LITTLE CHILDERN! Where are we supposed to go? Hansel said. Gretel began to sob. Hansel tried to comfort her while he stared into his step mom's eyes. Their step mom said I don't really care where you two go. Just get out of my house NOW! And take this bread with you.
So Hansel and Gretel left the house with only the clothes on their backs and the bread that the biscuit let them have. Awe that was nice. (narrator says to himself in his head) Well they both walked for at least like twenty minutes and soon after that they stopped and sat on the ground and spoke for a minute to talk things out. So where are we supposed to go now? Gretel said. Hansel laid back for a second and looked into the sky and said I don't really know but we better get a move on if we plan on being down the mountain by nightfall. Gretel agreed and they both started to walk again.
Man this is taking forever Hansel said to himself. Gretel in agreement answered her brothers statement out loud. Hansel having not even listen to her like he often does during this story shouted, Hey Gretel it's got to be at least seven by now and we are a few miles from the forest. So Hansel said. Well I was thinking the Bridge of Gingers isn't but like eight minutes from here, why don't we just go over the bridge and make it into the woods in no time? Sounds good but isn't that bridge made out of red headed kids? Gretel asked. Yeah but so what? we'll make it by nightfall with my plan don't you think? Gretel nodded her head in agreement.
So Hansel and Gretel made it to the bridge in no time. The Bridge of Gingers was called that for a reason. It was made out of a bunch of red headed kids who stood over the Waters of Gingeraid. A really weird bridge if you ask me says the narrator. Well so, Gretel says, Hey Hansel do you want to go first or do you want me to go? Hansel told her to go and stop being such a baby about it. So Gretel walks over the kids of red and with each step says sorry, excuse me. They let her pass but everyone she steps on says I hope she doesn't get caught. Right before she gets to ask what they mean a leprechaun pops up from under the bridge and pushes her in the Waters of Gingeraid. GRETEL! Hansel shouts from the top of his lungs. "Is this the last of Gretel find out next time on DBZ"