Hands touch, eyes meet
Sudden silence, sudden heat
Hearts leap in a giddy whirl
She could be that girl
But I'm not that boy
She left me. She left me. What in Oz is happening? I-I... I don't understand. She loved me! We ran away together... we were in love!
But she wasn't happy... and she left me for my own ex-girlfriend!
Everything seemed fine. She finally gotten me to agree to a little trip back to Oz. Of course she wanted to go see Glinda. We decided as long as she was quick, we would be safe. She went to see her best friend alone. I stayed outside in the shadows, waiting for her. She was only susposed to stay for about an hour or so... but then it was almost dawn, and I had to sneak up and try to find her.
And I did find her. I found them. Glinda and Elphaba... and... Oh Oz. It would've been hot if it didn't mean my girlfriend was leaving me for a girl. She tried to apologyze. She said she still loved me.
Maybe she did, but there was no taking back what she had done.
How in Oz is that fair? I cannot see any fairness. I almost go myself killed for her! I let her turn me into the Scarecrow! And then, once she finally turns my back, she leaves me.
I thought she loved me! Back at Shiz, I thought she liked me. But she was so sweet and shy! And then the whole Witch thing... But then we finally got together! We were finally happy... And in the forest! It was perfect. I told her she was beautiful. And I meant it!
And don't get me started on Glinda. Ever since we were at Shiz, she utterly adored me. We were going to get married, and I was the one who wanted out. It killed me to leave her- I felt so guilty. She was so sad, and seemed so alone. I hated to see her cry. And then she took my girlfriend from me.
As much as I try to be angry, I can't. Neither of them meant to hurt me. If either of them asked me to do anything, I would.
Don't wish, don't start
Wishing only wounds the heart
I wasn't born for the rose and the pearl
There's a girl I know
She loves her so
I'm not that boy
Probably the only time you will get real Gelphie from me- I wrote it for poor Fiyero's reaction. Hope it made you laugh, or something.