Humor fic
ONESHOT!
Disclaimer: I do not own D.Gray-Man. Hoshino Katsura does.
A/N: Right. I dug up some funny interesting info and I'd like to put it on. Credits, I got inspiration from a fic where the author placed a section that said a little something about our favourite DGM characters' names. So, I did a little digging and this is what I came up with.
Allen: Lavi! Where were you? We were supposed to have lunch just now! And I'm starving!
Lavi: Alright, alright moyashi-chan. I'm coming, I'm coming.Allen: Hey, guess what?
Lavi: Hmm?
Allen: I found Kanda's name in a Malay dictionary I was reading. It was an old edition so I'm not sure it still is the same meaning. And guess what, I found YOUR name too!Lavi: Really? I needa know what it means! What does it mean?
Allen: It means larvae. Your name means LARVAE!-cackles manically-
Lavi: What…? My n-name…
Allen: Oh and Kanda is what Malay wives call their husbands. –laughs then walks off to the cafeteria by himself leaving sad and traumatized Lavi-
A/N: How'd you guys like it for a one-shot? XD Reviews please! I know its short, you don't have to state. XD