A/N=I don't own anything.
"I'm now with one of the most talented wrestling stable in TNA, ladies and gentleman, please welcome EV 2.0!", Maria introduced. One of the member snaked his arm around Maria's waist, which caused her to giggle. It was Raven. Beside him were Stevie Richards, Sabu, Brian Kendrick ,Rhino and Tommy Dreamer. "How are you doing, gorgeous?", Raven said as he tried to flirt with Maria. He even gave her a hamper of expensive mascaras.
"Hey, come here!", Raven looked like yelling at a person to come, which turned out to be Jeremy Borash. He continued, "Why don't you handle this interview with my men while I'm bringing Maria to somewhere...private!". This cause the other members of EV 2.0 to whistle wildly as some voice said "Use protection!" blared in the corner. Maria gave the microphone to Jeremy as a sign for him to take over.
Raven brought Maria to his stable mates' locker room. "So you like the gift?", he asked. "Yeah! It looks expensive though, you sure it's not burdening you?", she asked him in return. He simply replied, "Anything for my beautiful girlfriend". Maria blushed upon hearing what Raven has just said.
"But there's a problem", she bluntly said. He asked her confusedly, "And what's that?". "Well, my dad said you're old enough to be my father so with that being said, I cannot date you, sorry", she explained to him.
"He didn't let you, huh?", he playfully tickled her. "Yes, but stop it!", she replied. Raven had something in his mind, "Fine! I'll stop! But let me do this!". He leaned in and kissed her lips, which she returned nonetheless. He didn't care if people would trash him for dating a 'dumb blonde' who's not even blonde and whom his colleagues said that he could be her father or some sort.
"So can I date you now? Cause I don't think love has age boundaries or something", he asked her again. "I guess I can, but only if you don't tell my father, okay!", she glared. "I'm cool with that. So, what do you want to do next?", he winked at her. He was about to lean in for a kiss again but Maria's voice stopped him, "Can we both try this mascara on? Please? Your friends are not here anyway!". "Sure, but you owe me a kiss and make-out session later on", he sighed. Maria squealed a "Deal!" before they both starting to put on some mascara on each other's eyes.
They're both too distracted to realise that the door was opened, revealing the EV 2.0 along with a cameraman, whose camera is rolling live on TV. One of the guys mumbled, "Uh Oh!". Both Raven and Maria looked at them, shocked and embarrassed.
Sorry,it's short!