10 ways to annoy Erik

1. Sing the fun song to him while he's sleeping

2. Force him to sing the chipmunk Christmas song

3. Wait for him to fall asleep, then put kissie-kissie-goo-goo marks all over his face.

4. Dress up in a Santa Claus suit, pull him on your lap, and ask him what he wants for Christmas.

5. Give him a singing Raoul doll for his birthday

6. Walk by him several times, and when he asks what your doing say, " Raoul and I are planning your wedding."

7. Paint, "I Raoul!" all over his organ

8. Replace the Christine doll with a Carlotta look alike and when he goes to make out with it have her and Raoul switch places.

9. Replace his opera with a radio and a video-tape copy of Raoul singing Aqua's " Barbie girl" (make sure it's at maximum volume.)

10. Read slash romaces to him. Consisting of him and Raoul.