"Kisame! Kisame! Get up!" exclaimed Kakuzu.

"If you don't leave now…your limbs will be separated from your body…so… I hope you stay a little longer…." Kisame trailed off and fell back to sleep.

"Was he talking to me?!" alarmed Kakuzu. He then felt a tap on the shoulder. An immense chill came over and subsided as he turned slowly.

"Hello….." Kisame said with a death glare.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" He pushed Kisame away, fortunately landing on his bed, and ran like the demon was on his heels. Or the demon shark.

"What an idiot," Kisame said still on his bed. He then fell into deep sleep once again. He then whispered, "I thought he was here to take you away…." He was referring to a mangled up teddy bear by the name of Mr. Snuggles that he had pulled out from behind his pillow. "Night-night Mr. Snuggles! And soon he fell asleep clenching the bear in his arms.

(Out of Kisame's teddy bear realm)

As Kakuzu kept running, (he believes Kisame is running after him with his sword) he didn't care who was in the hallway, he ran them over.

"He's going to get me!" Itachi was in the same hallway at the time.

"Kakuzu you're an idiot…..my Sharingan doesn't read any movements….Kakuzu? Kakuzu!" Itachi was deformed into a pancake….it was the end of him.

"He's going to get me!"

(Back in the teddy bear realm)

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." (Not much happening.)

Kisame woke up.

"What's that Mr. Snuggles? You're hungry? Yeah, me too." Kisame replied.

(GPS Navigational Device: Indicates that Kakuzu is headed north for the kitchen.)

"I think it's safe now." Kakuzu breathed. Deidara looked up at him.

"What are you looking at woman?!"

"Don't make me…."

"Don't make you what, give me a makeover?"

"Why you!"

"Guys….you're both idiots." Itachi made an entrance, hunched over with a hand on his back.

"What happened to you?" Kakuzu and Deidara said in unison.

"Well, Kakuzu, it seems you don't know when to use your eyes to see where you're going. And you're being chased by, which I believe, is your shadow. If that is the case…you really are stupid."

"No- no, you got it all wrong, Kisame he--"

"Good Morning!" Kisame exclaimed.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Kakuzu screamed and ran for the nearest exit. You could hear him run down a series of hallways. The scream still continued as Kisame said, "I thought he was a morning person."

"Kisame, this is the last time I'll tell you, please do not bring that mangled teddy bear out of your room. You know it scares all of us…..except for you and Itachi." Deidara remarked while covering his eyes. Kakuzu passed by the kitchen again and down a hall away from "Kisame".

"Not Mr. Snuggles." Kisame whimpered. He covered the teddy bear's ears so he wouldn't hear the things Deidara was saying about it. Itachi started petting the teddy bear's head and replied, "I think Mr. Snuggles and I will get along just fine." They all looked up at each other and smirked. "Oh Kakuzu..."

THE END