I do not own bleach in any way~
a/n: This actually happened to me once. (Except the part with the sword)
Don't you lie to me!
It was a day when Grimmjow woke up again finding that his sword was missing.
"ULQUIORRA! Come out here right now! I know you stole my sword! Give it back NOW!!!!!"
Grimmjow was exceptionally mad (like he isn't usually anyway) today.
"What are you talking about? I'm right here."
Ulquiorra popped out of what seemed like nowhere to Grimmjow.
"You can't lie to me this time! Give me back my sword!"
"…I don't have it."
"You're lying. I can see it in your eyes!"
"…if that's so, then your mouth must be full of shit."
Ulquiorra left Grimmjow's room.