It's an introductory chapter, and I'll go over it again to clear things up as the story progresses. Enjoy.
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Drip… Drip… Drip…
"You're wet"
"NO REALLY!?!?!?"
"Really."
CRRRRRRRRK… RIIIIIP… BOOM!
"You're still wet."
"ARGH!!!!!!"
"That was unnecessary. And why are you here?"
"Oh, how did you put it? I'M WET!"
"Really?"
"Really."
And that's how Sakura ended up at Sasuke's house and Sasuke's door was broken.
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CRASH!
"MY RAMEN SENSES ARE TINGLING!"
"Dobe."
"Baka."
"Teme, Sakura-chan."
"Dobe"
"Teme"
"Dobe"
"Teme"
"Dobe"
"Teme"
"SHUT UP!"
And that's how Naruto ended up at Sasuke's house and Sasuke's window was broken.
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K.KKKK…KKKK…KKKK… K K K K… PFFFFFF
"I heard A WOMEN'S HOME COOKING! BONZAI! Oh, Sakura-chan, Naruto. If you're here… who's cooking?"
"Uh… You might not want to say that Ch…"
"Oh… Sasuke… You're not a woman."
"No. Duh."
"Uh… dude… Sharingan not necessary…"
And that's how Chouji ended up at Sasuke's house and Sasuke's roof and Chouji were broken.
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"What are you doing here?"
"You're people. I'm a people person."
"So you walked all the…"
"Yes."
"In the freezing ra…"
"Yes."
"In the middle of th…"
"Yes."
"And…"
"Yes."
"How could you tell I what I would ask?"
"Yes."
And that's how Ino ended up at Sasuke's house and Sasuke's hope for a fangirl-less evening was broken.
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Click…
"Ino, what are you doing?"
"Just unloading my pack."
"What's tha- OH HELL IT'S A CORPSE!"
"No, just Shika. He was asleep and wouldn't come."
"So you put him in your pack and dragged him…?"
And that's how Shikamaru ended up at Sasuke's house. Nothing was broken!
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CRUSH!
"YOSH!"
"Get… the… hell… out… imbecile."
"OH! Sasuke, Naruto, Chouji, Ino-san, Sakuuuuuuraaa-chaaaan…"
"What are you doing here?"
"Gai-sensei has told me to punch anything black, unyouthful, and emo-looking! Your house fit the bill!"
And that's how Lee ended up at Sasuke's house and Sasuke's wall was broken.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIAAAAAAH!!"
CRUSH!
"YOSH! My youthful teammate has come to join us!"
SLICE!
"I'll go heal Lee's neck. No one step on the kunai."
"AAAIAAAH! GET IT OFF!"
Flick,
"It's a bug, Ten…"
"A HUGE MERCILESS BLOODSUCKING PARASITE!"
And that's how Tenten ended up at Sasuke's house and Sasuke's other wall was broken, along with several youthful vertebrae.
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Crush! Whack!
"I JUST healed his neck…"
"What are you doing here anyway?"
"Lee didn't show up to our midnight training session. I need to beat him up at least once every day, so I went to look for him."
"Why once every day?"
"To make myself feel big."
"And why did you break the wall?"
"To make myself feel big."
And that's how Neji ended up at Sasuke's house and Sasuke's third wall was broken.
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"…"
And that's how Shino ended up at Sasuke's house. Surprisingly, nothing was broken.
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"SHHIIIIIIIIINOOO! WAIT UP!"
"What ARE you doing?"
"Shino made us tramp all around Konoha to find one stupid bug he lost!"
"Neji killed it."
"…"
And that's how Kiba ended up at Sasuke's house and fainted from exhaustion, breaking the floor.
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Creeeeakkkk… FWOOSH!
"OMFG SANTA CLAUS!"
"No, it's only Hinata."
"DID YOU BRING PRESENTS HINATA!?"
"N-n-n-ooo…" 'Was I supposed to? No… I have failed Naruto again…' faints
And that's how Hinata ended up at Sasuke's house and Sasuke's chimney was broken.
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