A/N: I was on msn talking with my two friends. Thought this convo was funny and decided to post it. Also we have this cosplay group, i'm sasuke in it, gaara-uke is gaara (don't ask me about gaaras screen name, i don't know either.) and neji is...neji. we usually act like our characters when we're talking. But neji's already weird, so he doesn't have to act. A bit of bad language in this, mostly from me, but not too much. (and i know this story is a bit boring at the beggining...that's gaaras fault.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
[Gaara-uke says:
i bought a manga with your past
[Neji says:
OH SNAP
WHAT VOLUME IS IT? 12?
[Gaara-uke says:
yeah
[Neji says:
I AM SO FRIKKING BUYING THAT VOLUME
[Gaara-uke says:
i have mine and uchihas aswell
[Neji says:
nice
[Neji says:
oh yeah
at first i thought yashamaru was a girl XD
[Gaara-uke says:
i did 2 kankuro told me one day i felt bad because i kept calling him miss
[Neji says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Neji says:
oh yeah.
i'm starting to like kankneji now D:
[Gaara-uke says:
00 -glares at kankuro-
[Gaara-uke says:
lmao
[Gaara-uke says:
thts messed
[Neji says:
-hides behind kankuro-
[Neji says:
HE'S LIKE THE SEME VERSION OF KIBA THOUGH D:
[Gaara-uke says:
in real life i would be so pissed right now
[Neji says:
-whimper-
[Gaara-uke says:
im holding it though
[Gaara-uke says:
dont worry
[Neji says:
okay good D:
-stands beside kankuro-
[Gaara-uke says:
i just bite myself
[Neji says:
[Gaara-uke says:
it calms me down
[Gaara-uke says:
surprisingly
[Neji says:
i dunno
maybe it's because i was staring at kankuro while playing clash of ninja D:
[Neji says:
oo
[Gaara-uke says:
weird
[Neji says:
i have no freaking clue.
your dub voicer freaks me out.
[Neji says:
voice
[Gaara-uke says:
lol
[Neji says:
seriously.
i cried when i made sasuke fight you because you were talking really slow and deep. D:
[Gaara-uke says:
lol
[Gaara-uke says:
-sends youtube link to hyuuga-
[Neji says:
-sob-
oh yeah i kept failing the mission when i had to do that spinny-thing when tenten threw kunais at meD:
[Neji says:
can't watch it,my internet's screwed and firefox doesn't support youtube :
[Gaara-uke says:
damn its an amv
-Uchiha- says:
lol
[Neji says:
D:
[Neji says:
-stares at wii-
[Neji just sent you a nudge.
-Uchiha- says:
what
[Gaara-uke says:
-gets action figures-
[Neji says:
i wish i wasn't so pwnsome at clash of ninja...
[Neji says:
seriously.
i can beat jiraiya without him hurting me.
-Uchiha- says:
dude, we don't care
[Neji says:
you're not nice
-Uchiha- says:
so?
[Gaara-uke says:
its uchiha your talking about
[Neji says:
what's up you're ass?
[Gaara-uke says:
a stick probably
[Neji says:
XDDDD
[Neji says:
rofl
-Uchiha- says:
your anoyying me.
[Neji says:
big freaking deal.
i'm having fun you emo.
[Gaara-uke says:
ouch
[Neji says:
how was that even a burn?
[Neji says:
XD
[Gaara-uke says:
its not
[Neji says:
well you said ouch
[Gaara-uke says:
thts mean
[Neji says:
i didn't mean it to be that mean
-Uchiha- says:
no, it's immature
[Gaara-uke says:
and my brother keeps poking me
[Neji says:
to have fun is immature?
[Neji says:
orly now?
[Gaara-uke says:
and it hurts
[Neji says:
XDDD
tell him to gtfo
-Uchiha- says:
no, but don't tell us what the fuck your doing every god damned minute
[Neji says:
i'm not even playing clash of ninja right now
[Neji says:
what?D:
-Uchiha- says:
then please, STOP telling us about it. i don't care
[Neji says:
if you said please at first i wouldn't have said a word about that anymore
and then i wouldn't have been mean
see the wonders of saying please?
-Uchiha- says:
i just didn't think you were so stupid not to get the hint. no one is commenting when you say anything about it except for nice or cool. we aren't interested.
[Gaara-uke says:
this is so hilarious
[Neji says:
thanks for getting me into the worst mood possible uchiha
[Neji has left the conversation.
-Uchiha- says:
good bye hyuuga
[Gaara-uke says:
-sighs-
-Uchiha- says:
we don't get along, you should know that by now
[Gaara-uke says:
OMFG NARUTOS HEAD FELL OFF OF MY ACTION FIGURE
[Gaara-uke says:
-sniffs-
[Gaara-uke says:
I NEED GLUE
[Gaara-uke says:
shit i glued his head the wrong way
-Uchiha- says:
wtf
[Gaara-uke says:
dont ask
-Uchiha- says:
i won't
[Gaara-uke says:
im going to play karoke with my sister bye
-Uchiha- says:
k
-Uchiha- says:
see ya gaara
[Gaara-uke says:
kk bye
[Gaara-uke says:
byez uchiha
I had to edit some of this convo, so you didn't get to see how many times Hyuuga really talks about clash of ninja. Here's your chance to find out what you missed. Also there is a part I took out, me burning Hyuuga. Enjoy.
[Neji says:
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO LIKE THE PAIRINGSD NO ONE LIKES D:
[Neji says:
pairing
[Neji says:
pairings
[Gaara-uke says:
i dunno
[Gaara-ukesays:
it comes naturally?
-Uchiha- says:
it's called being mentally funny
[Gaara-uke says:
lol
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[Neji says:
ohmahgawd
uchiha did you get a wii?
-Uchiha- says:
no
[Neji says:
because if you did then i could pwn you on clash of ninja
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[Neji says:
oh yeah
in clash of ninja apparently i'm hokage in single player mode C:
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[Neji says:
ON CLASH OF NINJA REVOLUTION I HAVE A NINJA INFO CARD XD
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[Neji says:
oh yeahh.
in clash of ninja i had to pwn you while protecting sakura D:
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[Neji says:
as naruto.
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[Neji says:
oh well.
now i hafta pwn itachi as kakashi D:
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[Neji says:
and survive till the end of the time limit
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[Neji says:
i dunno
maybe it's because i was staring at kankuro while playing clash of ninja D:
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[Neji says:
seriously.
i cried when i made sasuke fight you because you were talking really slow and deep. D:
[Gaara-uke says:
lol
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[Neji says:
-stares at wii-
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[Neji says:
i wish i wasn't so pwnsome at clash of ninja...
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[Neji says:
seriously.
i can beat jiraiya without him hurting me.
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[Neji says:
i'm not even playing clash of ninja right now
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End.