Disclaimer: From Eroica With Love is not mine. Only original dialogue belongs to me. No profit is being made from this fan-based work.
I don't remember where the first place was that I discovered the phenomenon of five-word fanfictions, but it was definitely in the Eroica fandom. Thanks to wonderful people like Anne-Li and Kadorienne for the inspiration.
"I love you too."
"What?!"
"Aaah! Milord! It's the Major!"
"Aaah! Major! It's Lord Gloria!"
"Will you-"
"Yes."
"Really?"
"Idiot."
"What's wrong with my ties?"
(In response to fanon that the Major's ties are terrible)
These are all I've thought of for now, but there will most definitely be more.