Four Demigods and a Idiot –percysgurl101 chapter1: I beat up a couple of giants

And with a little help from Yolanda

(Disclaimer:I do not own Percy Jackson or any other works written by Rick Riordan . Oh and I wanna give a shout out to my best friend Yolanda you people should read her books so far she written one and its called The gods make a fool of themselves and its extremely funny.

p.s plz review I would greatly appreciate that.)

Yolanda. Pov

I was heading toward math class when suddenly my best friend Sara ran up toward me giving me a big hug that could took a head off any other people.

"Hi, are you gonna come over to my place?", Sara said.

"Yeah I'll be over there around five.", I said. I loved going to Sara's place it's amazing even though her half-siblings ruin the thought. There was at least seven total people living in the house. Her mom, step dad, four siblings, and her. I never get bored there in fact it's the only place where I can chill instead of being home with my annoying sister. But any way I know in fact I'll be there. I was heading into Ms. Dracs room when I saw my annoying friend Richard. Richard was basically a laughing stock of all toilets everywhere. I mean seriously his glasses could of scared Dracula out of his mind, and please don't get me started on his hair it's horrible it looked like a blind person cut it. If that doesn't get a good image of what he looks like imagine a boy wearing nothing but seriously tight clothes. Oh and to help the image he always got a cut in his pant wear his underwear usually are so yeah basically your seeing his underwear twenty four seven.

"What do you want weirdo?", I asked.

"Shut up Yolanda, why do you always say that just because every time I walk toward you or Sarabeth doesn't mean I want something from you guys!", Richard said.

"Well its true just yesterday you came up to me and asked for the math homework we had to do, and now you're probably gonna ask for a assignment that is due today.", I said.

"Ha ha you can read me like a book so do you have yesterday's math homework?", he said ignorantly.

" Dude how are going to even make it out of high school without me or Sara? And yes I have your precious work." I said a little mad. I mean come on really this dude wouldn't even last a second in 10th grade and here we are in the middle of 9th.

"Well im not like you two bookworms ok im me. Im.." Richard said, while of I finish off.

" Your annoying, ignorant, stupid, and weird ok I get it we have to get to class before Ms. Dracs kills us literally.", I said.

"Fine ugh !", Richard complained.

Ok word about my fabulous horrible teacher. This lady we so call she wears way to much make up to the point where she looks like a circus freak, and her breath ugh! It stinks like rotten meat in I wish I was kidding. Plus she always cranky and always goes off on me and three other of my friends. There's never a day where she's either sending us to the office or making us stay after school glaring at us with those beady eyes and telling us to scope gum off of desk's faster. Other than that she's a charmer and I sure mean that sarcastically.

"Yolanda and Richard where's your homework!", She snapped at us.

"um here's mine." I said quickly giving it to her. I hurriedly sat next to Sara who by the way had very long brown hair so shiny til the point you could basically see your own reflection. So again I sat between Sara and Lenore because they never get on my nerves and yeah there my best friends. Sara was quiet today which was unusual because usually she's talking or drawing on some other students desk.

"Today students were going to learn about ratios in simple equations Yolanda can you tell me what a ratio is?", Ms. Dracs said.

As usual is wasn't listening cause of my ADHD and yeah of course I didn't know what she said.

"A what bujjigaty? ", I said.

"A ratio if you weren't listening."

"Um a ratio is a relationship between two numbers and a uh percentage." I said hoping to get the answer out right.

"Ok." Ms. Dracs said to even where I could see her amazed look. But then she just continued onto the talk about rational numbers and all this other stuff that didn't even make sense to me. I was hoping I was not the only paying attention but as usual I see Richard stuffing some sort of green slim into a nerd's backpack and Sara throwing paper at some kid who just started school here last week. Amazing friends right well ha ha wrong Richard is stupid and Sara is a little too hyper; well let's just say she makes me look like a slug compared to her. And of course how could I possibly forget Lenore so quiet for some reason and always reading something. I no I'm her twin but were like different she likes to read I like to bother people, she has well college smarts and I'm just a regular above average teenager.

Math class passed which finally sent a shock of release throughout my body cause Ms. Dracs was the only teacher that really freaked me out. Any who it was time for us to go to our lockers which was very far away only about a couple of classrooms away. I walked toward it along with Sara and Lenore talking about you know movies, books, celebrities when all of the sudden a sophomore about the size of a gorilla ( which I don't even understand how can he possibly be that big!) was trying to push

Richard toward us. I don't know what he had done to this guy but let's just say I don't like it when people mess with my friends even the ones that get on my nerves. So what this guy was about six feet tall and had scary eyes I could take him out with a couple of broken bones.

"Hey big guy stop pushing the nerd!" I had the nerve to say. I know I might be crazy and signing my death warrant but I just couldn't let this stand by.

" Ah I finally found the four of you come on guys I think were gonna have a feast on these demigods!", The guy said. I didn't know what in the world he was saying but he must have been on some serious drugs if you ask me. Just then he and nine of his big ugly friends ( who were about eight feet tall each and had huge biceps.) started to lurch toward us. The one that was pushing Richard toward us picked him up and threw him against the locker's next to us. After he slammed right into the lockers I finally saw blood gushing from his head.

"You Ok?" I asked.

"Does I look ok?" Richard asked.

"No."

"Then there's your answer numskull." Richard said. I would of usually said something back but that was when all ten of the guys started to change their appearance. There blond hair changed into leaves and they grew what two more feet reaching the ceiling. Pfft anymore growing in they might collapse the roof were under. There height made everything scary not to mention there biceps grew twice as large and there body turn gray, and their eyes I can't even think about it they were blood red. I was going to stand there all day thinking what I just saw when there roar snapped me back to reality. The first giant swunged his club ( which I don't even know where he got from) toward me for some reason everything went from fast to slow and I instantly dodged the strike. Being ADHD in all I could easily see my surroundings without being distracted. I saw Sara reaching into her pocket to get something. I didn't know what she was getting but then a club almost hit me in the ribs by a centimeter I dodged it and peered over in saw her dazed face dodging every strike the other four were giving her. She then took out a gold coin etched with the words ischyroú' which somehow my dyslexic problem managed to make out mighty one. She then for some reason flipped the coin which instantly turned into a three foot sword that was half celestial bronze and half gold with a hint of regular metal. I was in awe I didn't know where she got that sword from but her facial expression told me that she was more confused than I was. She snapped back into action and started stabbing and slashing two of the giants. Where I was trying to kill them with my bare hands. I only managed to knock one out, but instively I reached into my pocket and took out a regular sized pen which I don't know how it got there. I then uncapped it turning into three and a half metal and half celestial bronze sword which was etched with the words astrape's vronte's on the side. I didn't have time to make out the meaning but I smashed the butt of my sword into the giants eyes and stabbed him in the chest. He then vaporized into yellow dust sweeping off into the air. I looked around and saw Richard fighting a giant with a plain celestial sword and Lenore and Sara killing two giants at I time. The I actually came into focus one giant was already running sword me with its big meaty claws. I didn't know what I was doing but I touched the white plastic bracelet that my momgave me and Lenore when we were 2 as a gift from our father. And the next thing I knew the used to be bracelet turned into a shield the size of a billboard. The monster that was supposedly running toward me apparently crashed into the shield head first and was knocked out on the floor. I lifted up my sword and was about to make my second kill when the body vaporized into dust. I looked around for anymore, Sara, Richard, and Lenore looked drained from the battle and were all staring big eye at me. I didn't know what happened but they were staring at me like I just slapped them.

"What?", I asked.

"Look behind you.", Sara said a little scared. Looking was the biggest mistake in my life, I got slammed across the entire hallway slamming into the lockers. My body ached and my sword skidded across the room. I was weaponless how was I going to defend myself? The giant got closer, a gut feeling passed by inside the lower part of my gut, pain rushed inside me the next thing I know miniature lightning bolts were sparking in my hands. They were filled with electricity, so basically I did the most natural thing that came to mind I shot some bolts at the monster. My energy was wasting and I was getting tired, after the monster vaporized I literally passed out. I don't remember how long I was asleep but long enough for me to forget what just happened.

"How long was I out?" I asked.

"You were out for 10 minutes." Lenore said.

I got up out of the pile of yellow ash and dusted myself off. I looked around and saw how tired each one of my friends were Sara who had a big cut on her arm, Lenore had bruises everywhere from being tossed everywhere, and Richard had a huge welt on his head and a dried trail of blood on the side of his head. other than that everyone was fine the whole entire school came as a audience an saw the battle and they were well shocked and scared.