He blinked.
He blinked again.
After a few minutes he scrolled down the last one to read the last paragraph again, hoping against hope that he'd made a mistake.
No mistake, it definitely said "rapist".
This was unbelievable.
Eventually he turned to Spike, "What the Hell did I do?" He asked.
"Don't look at me Mate, I've been turned into a bloody poof."