A Face in the Window
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy or any of the characters relating to the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer owned by Joss Whedon. The story and plot however are of my own creation. Pooh.
~Belonker
Buffy, wakes up. She looks out the window, and sees a doll head. Then she realizes she put that there. She looks out the other window, and sees Angel's face looking in. Then she remembered she put that there too. She went downstairs to cook herself a fresh batch of oatmeal bran, her favorite. Then, Spike stabbed her in the back of the head with a used scalpel and said, "Hey." Then Giles came in and said,
"Oh, pooh, how 'bout some tea and crumpets?" As soon as he finished the sentence, he fell over dead. A poison dart sticking out of his neck. Dru turned around and got on the next taxi bound for Seattle, where she'd take up life as a fisherman. Willow's face was seen at the window and Buffy remembered she put that there as well. Then Xander bit Spike in the neck, turning Spike into a human. Where he got a job as a janitor and moved to the city.
End.
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy or any of the characters relating to the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer owned by Joss Whedon. The story and plot however are of my own creation. Pooh.
~Belonker
Buffy, wakes up. She looks out the window, and sees a doll head. Then she realizes she put that there. She looks out the other window, and sees Angel's face looking in. Then she remembered she put that there too. She went downstairs to cook herself a fresh batch of oatmeal bran, her favorite. Then, Spike stabbed her in the back of the head with a used scalpel and said, "Hey." Then Giles came in and said,
"Oh, pooh, how 'bout some tea and crumpets?" As soon as he finished the sentence, he fell over dead. A poison dart sticking out of his neck. Dru turned around and got on the next taxi bound for Seattle, where she'd take up life as a fisherman. Willow's face was seen at the window and Buffy remembered she put that there as well. Then Xander bit Spike in the neck, turning Spike into a human. Where he got a job as a janitor and moved to the city.
End.
